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Embarrasing R-rated question...broken condoms

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by UTweezer, Feb 8, 2004.

  1. UTweezer

    UTweezer Member

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    To keep a long story short, My condom broke and so it went on for awhile(non protected) until I discovered it broke, I put a new one on and took care of 'business'. So no semen entered in her and remained in the new condom.

    Some good news is that she's not ovulating until a few weeks from now. When is the earliest I can get a pregnancy test, or should I be even worried about this.


    jesus... guys sorry about this pathetic post.
     
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  2. RedRacer

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    :D hey buddy, it happened to me too!! u need to get her the morning after pill pronto!!!:eek:
     
  3. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    I concur with the above post if you feel comfortable with that. There had to be some pre-semen present...better to be safe than sorry.
     
  4. mateo

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    Yeah just dont try to get those pills in Dallas
     
  5. Lil Pun

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    What's a condom?
     
  6. peleincubus

    peleincubus Member

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    lil pun i thinks its those things they where in that naked gun movie.
     
  7. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    One of the things I love about marriage or living together in a long-term relationship is not thinking about condoms... I always hated the damn things and rarely used them. Of course, most of my days of sleeping around were when the worst thing you could catch was cured with a shot and the chicks all took birth control pills. The world was such a groovy place! (sigh)
     
  8. Refman

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    I had no idea that Austin Powers frequented this BBS. :D
     
  9. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    Dude! I lived those days. :cool:

    (but I wasn't a spy ;) )
     
  10. Oski2005

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    Harry Blackitt: No, no. I mean, because we are members of the Protestant Reformed Church, which successfully challenged the autocratic power of the Papacy in the mid-sixteenth century, we can wear little rubber devices to prevent issue.
    Mrs. Blackitt: What d'you mean?
    Harry Blackitt: I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with you...
    Mrs. Blackitt: Oh, yes, Harry.
    Harry Blackitt: ...and, by wearing a rubber sheath over my old feller, I could insure... that, when I came off, you would not be impregnated.
    Mrs. Blackitt: Ooh.
    Harry Blackitt: That's what being a Protestant's all about. That's why it's the church for me. That's why it's the church for anyone who respects the individual and the individual's right to decide for him or herself. When Martin Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in fifteen-seventeen, he may not have realised the full significance of what he was doing, but four hundred years later, thanks to him, my dear, I can wear whatever I want on my John Thomas...
    [sniff]
    Harry Blackitt: ... and, Protestantism doesn't stop at the simple condom. Oh, no. I can wear French Ticklers if I want.
    Mrs. Blackitt: You what?
    Harry Blackitt: French Ticklers. Black Mambos. Crocodile Ribs. Sheaths that are designed not only to protect, but also to enhance the stimulation of sexual congress.
    Mrs. Blackitt: Have you got one?
    Harry Blackitt: Have I got one? Uh, well, no, but I can go down the road any time I want and walk into Harry's and hold my head up high and say in a loud, steady voice, 'Harry, I want you to sell me a condom. In fact, today, I think I'll have a French Tickler, for I am a Protestant.'
     
  11. edc

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    all together now...

    "Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great..."

    ;)
     
  12. Severe Rockets Fan

    Severe Rockets Fan Takin it one stage at a time...

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    You should be okay UTWeezer. Get her a pregnancy test if you're really concerned, but chances are you're fine man. It sucks having to stress over things like this.
     
  13. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Clearly NBA material, I'd forgoe your senior season and enter the draft. You're ready ;)
     
  14. Isabel

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    If she's really "not ovulating until a few weeks from now" - that's a long time in the cycle. I assume she thinks that she's through with her previous ovulation and all that. In that case, you should be OK. But make sure she really knows what she's talking about.

    Not to gross you guys out, but there are signs women can learn to check for that will let them know when the ovulation occurs and which times in the cycle should and shouldn't be OK. I was skeptical, but it works...

    never been "knocked up", and proud of it. :)
     
  15. Lil Francis

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    That damn UT beating it up:D
     
  16. SmeggySmeg

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    with gramma like that, it would seem almost unpossible ;)
     
  17. The Real Shady

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    Since you didn't ejaculate in her I think you should be alright. But, if you're really worried about it you still have time to change your number and hope she never runs into you again.
     
  18. Stone Cold Hakeem

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    Pre-c*m dude.

    Its God's favorite gag gift.

    Get her checked.
     
  19. IROC it

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    Highest chance of fertilization is 11 through 17 days after the START of the menstration period... not the end.

    Ovulation ( the "day" if you will) is by far the highest chance of a pregnuncy occurring... especially if there is sperm present within 48 hours either side of that time frame... as it can survive up to that long.

    Other than that... no sweat.

    Old timers, before the "prodestant revolution (LOL)" called it the "rhythmm method," as in getting into the rhythm, by dates and calender watching, of when the menstral cycle, and thickest "mucus" times (opposite time of month from "period") are.

    No... not the rhythm by which you "beat the bongo."

    Alarming fact: Scientists agree that over 40% of all the sperm that can be ejaculated during intercourse are in the first ml of semen... and often times this occurs before the male reaches orgasm.



    Ultimately, the number 1 most effective way of preventing a union of sperm and egg is abstinence.
     
  20. Isabel

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    True. Not exactly what everyone wants to hear. :( You know the joke - "I have this birth control pill that's 100% effective. You hold it between your knees."

    In anticipation of the usual discussion over whether or not the "rhythm method" works - calendar rhythm alone doesn't work for a lot of people. If you watch your biological signs carefully and leave a few extra days around it for good measure, you're OK. The downside, especially for the guy, is no nookie - at least not the conventional kind - for a good part of the time. The upside is that it definitely works.
     

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