According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips to the mirror - leaving dozens of little lip prints. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the custodian. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every day. To demonstrate how difficult it was to clean the mirrors, she asked the custodian to clean one of the mirrors. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it into a toilet, and cleaned the mirror. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. ------------------ "How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak. Because someday you will have been all of these."
Hahahaha! Hilarious. And what's even better, is that it may be a true story! : http://www.snopes2.com/spoons/legends/lipstick.htm Note to parents : stop raising dingbats! ------------------ "I had mine chewed off by a boss one time." -- Behad leaves us wondering if he gets hazard pay... [This message has been edited by Dr of Dunk (edited June 22, 2001).]
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