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E:60 Dude with the freaky biceps

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Faos, Apr 27, 2009.

  1. Faos

    Faos Member

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    If you watched the draft you couldn't miss the commercials for ESPN's E:60 and the guy with a 'roided up biceps. My dvr is set.

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  2. Lil Pun

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    Didn't TLC already do a documentary on him?
     
  3. Uprising

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    didn't they already do a story on him? I swear I've watched it on tv before. Maybe it was on another channel, but it's been done before.
     
  4. Faos

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    It may have been done before, but I haven't seen it.
     
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  6. fmullegun

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    That isn't from steroids. that is from injecting oil that is intentionally hard for your body to absorb into muscles in order to stretch them and make them look bigger.

    It is like breat implants for muscles, only used by bodybuilders. His bicep didn't explode, he got an abcess from having all that oil in there and it eventually got badly infected.

    This guy is not only a joke but also so old of a story it is pathetic. E60 is the biggest joke ever.
     
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  7. juicystream

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    No kidding. They are way too desperate for stories on that show.
     
  8. Lil Pun

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    Synthol, I believe correct?

    Anyway, E60 is a joke indeed. I watch Real Sports myself.
     
  9. Faos

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    Is there a difference in the stuff that doctors prescribe for low testosterone levels in older men and the steriods that athletes use to enhance performance? Both are steroids, correct?
     
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    One is testosterone, the other is a steroid. They are both perfomance enhancing, but I think they are different.
     
  11. Fatty FatBastard

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    Very manly statement. I agree 100%. I also don't bother with that "sham" poo nonsense. Real poo is much more manly.

    Yaargh.
     
  12. fmullegun

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    Yeah but what they give for low testosterone is testosterone.

    chemists have altered testosterone and made other drugs that are really similar but with differences an example is Anadrol which they use for cancer or AIDS paitients to keep from losing any more weight when they are wasting away.


    All of the above are call Anabolic Androgenic Steroids.
     
  13. professorjay

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    "I'm not going to lie, I took steroids before."

    No kidding. Your arms became sentient, grew mouths, and yelled it out in unison.
     
  14. fmullegun

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    You realize he meant HBO's Real Sports right? I have a feeling I am missing something (and it isn't the poo joke)
     
  15. Dr of Dunk

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    I don't know if ESPN did a story on him (I rarely watch ESPN), but his story is old and.... gross. lol.
     
  16. thelasik

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    Correct.
     
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    He was also featured in the documentary "Bigger, Faster, Stronger." It examines the use of steroids in America. I would highly recommend it.
     
  18. fmullegun

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    If it features this guy, I would highly discourage it. This guy is a body modifying freak. He is not a fan of being faster or stronger.
     
  19. aghast

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    Yeah, the fact that that video shows him trying to self-drain the abscess in his arm is pretty good evidence that he was using synthol (in addition to the fact that he sold and recommended it as an online supplement). He wouldn't be injecting steroids directly into his arm; only if he was pumping them full of oil would he try to pump it back out.

    If you want to vomit for awhile, image google "synthol" or "synthol abuse." The mistake Valentino made is that he continued to lift weights after he started injecting himself with triglyceride-heavy synthetic oil. That's why my hero in this regard is Klaus Doring.

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    Just a couple of funbags of oilsacks on his biceps and chest, and no muscle tone whatsoever. If I could afford the sythol and needles (and the constant pointing and laughing from random passersby, and the decent chance of nicking an artery & dying from embolism), I think I too would quit working out, and just begin injecting my muscles. Cut out the middleman altogether.
     

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