Being lactose intolerant, I do my best work after a big bowl of ice cream. I think Mrs. Cheat has momentarily lost consciousness on a couple of these occasions.
Oh so they call that a Dutch Oven. Seems i learned a new term for something i usually do to break the monotony of her day. (Although in my case I close the windows.) :grin:
Ahh... ok... I had to urbandictionary it. Came up with this: 1. dutch oven The act of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes Dave vomited on the sheets when his wife gave him a white castle dutch oven. At first I thought it was something sexual.
Wow wtf, sounds nasty. Mrs. Thabeet should break up with Mr. Thabeet. Same with all the other wifeys here that had to go through this. YA DISGUSTIN ME :grin:
if the dutch oven gets too warm you can try cooling off your lady w/ an "icy mike" - its where you take a dump, pull out the most solid turd and put it in the freezer and then once its frozen solid you use it to pleasure your "lady".
I have. It happens when the whole room is engulfed and there is no escape. Usually happens when I'm hungover or have those damn double cheeseburgers from Mcdonalds.
