I'd like to see a Shaolin Monk enter the NBA do some crazy dunks for the Slam Dunk contest. first dunk: place wooden board over rim, dunk ball through board. positives: even Zo will not want to get in your way the next time you go up for a slam. negatives: none. second dunk: do a dunk with your feet positives: no more getting called for pushing off on the way up negatives: baggy shorts, meet skinny legs and gravity. shaloin monk, meet youtube Any other dunks? if this topic is weird, I havent had lunch yet.
Eternal whirlwind of the green dragon dunk: 487,234 degrees rotation while jumping creates a vortex, which summons the green dragon, who dunks the ball for you. Pros: Dragon obliterates the opposing team in a blast of whirlwind energy Cons: Dragon also obliterates your team
i'd like to see someone levitate the ball into the basket, but that wouldn't be a dunk. either way, if it were possible there would be no stopping him!
I'm pretty sure the Shaolin temple is just a tourist attraction these days. I'd like to see Superman in a Rockets uniform, though.
