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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Faos, May 8, 2004.

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  1. Faos

    Faos Member

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    The "Barf" thread got me thinking: where is the worst place you've ever had to take a dump?


    I was having a bad day on the golf course once and could feel it coming. After putting out on one of the holes I excused myself to "take a leak". Luckily the woods were deep and ran back there and let loose. Thank goodness I brought a golf towel with me.
     
  2. Uprising

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    in my pants....
     
  3. Faos

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    Yeah...but that's a given. We've all been there one time or another.
     
  4. Dr of Dunk

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    On this thread at the moment.
     
  5. Another Brother

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    Last week. I drank a lot of coffee on an empty stomach then worked out.

    The spew was violent and lashing.
    I felt better.
     
  6. Uprising

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    LMAO!
     
  7. Another Brother

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    I did feel better.
     
  8. LegendZ3

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    Any of those portable toilets, they are disgusting.
     
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    on a squat toilet in a chinese train in a pool of urine. second would be a squat toilet in a farm over a pit of maggots, i had to spit on them so they wouldn't crawl in my shoes.
     
  10. Faos

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    We have a winner. :eek:
     
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    You should have bring your own personal toilet when you visit mainland china, especially the rural area, haha
     
  12. LegendZ3

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    Ya, get one of those bad boys.

    [​IMG]

    You can use them anywhere, like in an elevator, a bus, or in middle of Tiananmen square.
     
  13. Lil Pun

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    I don't take dumps anywhere except my house. I don't know why but after I take a dump I have to take a shower, I just feel very nasty and unclean even after wiping 50 times.
     
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    Sounds to me like you haven't gotten unlucky yet.

    At some point, you will need to take a dump so bad outside your house, you will be able to taste it at the back of your throat even.
     
  15. Preston27

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    I just ate, but now I'm hungry again.
     
  16. JBIIRockets

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    My pops does this everyday when he gets to work!
     
  17. Another Brother

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    I'll bet he feels better.
     
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    in a plastic shopping bag during the blackout of 2003, threw that sh!te out the window....
     
  19. SWTsig

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    these two threads are awesome.
     
  20. IVFL

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    In Turkey

    Where they were kind enough to provide a clogged up drain and a hose. . . . .

    Oh always knock before you enter a stall. trust me. :eek:
     

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