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Dumbest Commercials

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Manny Ramirez, Jan 4, 2005.

  1. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Watching the Orange Bowl and they keep showing this one stupid commercial, one I have seen for months.

    It is for Citi (CitiBank?) and has these 3 guys out in the woods. They all have cycling gear on but 2 of them actually have bikes while the other guy does not. Yet the bikeless guy runs around like a damn fool and then "crashes" down this hill.

    I know it is just a commercial, but the ludicrousness of it is too much for me or maybe I get annoyed at the dumb grins of the bikeless guy. Anyway, my rant is over.

    What are some other dumb commercials?
     
  2. tierre_brown

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    Every single Sonics commercial known to man that has those 2 idiots talking about stupid sh*t. God I want to kill them both.
     
  3. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    I love those commercials! They were entirely improvised. I actually saw those two guys perform improv up in Chicago a couple of weeks ago.

    I also like Manny's example too. The suitcase one is funny as well.
     
  4. Aceshigh7

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    Those lame AOL commercials with that stupid mom and her baby, where she walks in on an AOL board meeting and climbs up on the table. That commercial makes me sick for some reason. Just pure stupidity.
     
  5. moestavern19

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    Heartless b**** #1 -

    "It's nice to have a guy who is completely passive and essentially has no balls... that is why I drive a Saturn because I know since he has no sense of self worth, he will have no problem lowering himself to being seen cruising in this vagina on wheels."

    I woke up in a cold sweat the other night because of that commercial.
     
  6. weakfromtoday

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    The new Anna Nicole Smith Trimspa commercial.

    I don't think I need to say more.
     
  7. Dave2000

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    Those damn Quiznos who knows what type of creatures they are commercials.
     
  8. Master Baiter

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    One commercial that I do like is the new Geico commercial where it looks to be a reality show about a couple thats been stuck in a house that is too small. Geico commercials are sometimes good. There is another one where it looks to be a hairloss clinic commercial. That one actually made me say out loud, "you have to be kidding me, that hair looks like **** and this commercial is just horrible." When he drops the Geico on me for the first time I just freaking died laughing. Two really good commercials.
     
  9. s land balla

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    You want my body? :)
     
  10. arkoe

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    Any McD's commercial that has come out in the last couple of years.
     
  11. King of 40 Acres

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    The beer war commericals are pretty stupid, the Miller ones with the referees who flag Bud (at the bar/ father and son fishing) and then Budweisers follow up with the referees who stole the Bud Light.
     
  12. lpbman

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    What arkoe said.... when you are forced to endure "I'm lovin it" 900 times a day...err

    there are several things I'd LOVE to do when I hear those commercials... none of them I can post
     
  13. alexcapone

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    LOL those Geico commercials are hilarious. They also have that one commercial where you think its soap opera but its a really for Geico and another funny ass one is the Geico commercial thats a spoof of an old navy commercial. Damn those morgan fairchild old navy commercials were annoying..
     
  14. DonnyMost

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    Careful.. The old navy gods can hear you, and will smite us all by producing more of those incredibly annoying ads.
     
  15. DonnyMost

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    Yeah.. although that is dumb and annoying, it is actually funny.. because it seems that they sucked more than just the fat out of her body, they seem to have removed what was left of her brain as well.
     
  16. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    I actually liked both of those sets of commercials. The original Miller commercials were funny, especially the camping trip one (tent invitation, declined) and the Bud Light response is a clever shot at the original commercial. I have heard that you should not mention a competitor in your ads since it gives them a free pop, but that really doesn't affect my enjoyment of them.
     
  17. tim562

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    I like all the Geico commercials, they always crack me up!!! :D :D
     
  18. Manny Ramirez

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    I actually like that one.

    OH GOD YES!! THANK YOU!! Oh how I despise that commercial!! You know there is another AOL commercial that has several of their "customers" and that whiny woman is one of them.

    The Geico commercials are pretty good as my favorite was the one with the white rapper, "Mr Biggie Fly" - that is a classic commercial!

    The Old Navy ones are pretty bad, especially with the people singing at the bowling alley. I either have to mute the TV or change the channel.
     
  19. VooDooPope

    VooDooPope Love > Hate

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    I hate all burger commercials!

    At the end they always have the burger sitting there and they press down on the bun making sauce oooze out of the side. How the hell is that nasty stuff suppose to be appealing?

    (maybe that is why I eat my burgers meat and bread only)
     
  20. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    I also like the Sonic commercials...those guys come up with some of the stupidest things.

    I also like the beer commercial with the referee that flag the cheesy glam rock singer wearing spandex. Pretty funny!

    I cannot stand the weather dog on Channel 2.
     

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