May or may not be SFW (bare ass exposure) http://www.myonestoprealty.com/pic30846.gif http://www.myonestoprealty.com/pic24898.gif http://www.myonestoprealty.com/pic27061.gif http://www.myonestoprealty.com/pic25751.gif (gross)
For once I agree with (and understand) Kam. I couldn't get past the first link... but I know sometime today I will just have to look at all the pictures because I am a weak human ... aka an idiot.
That guy is definitely going to regret that for a long time. For those who don't want to look, some guy looks to have 16th degree burns in his butt cheeks from launching a gigantic bottle rocket from in between them.
ROFL!! i dont usually laugh at others' pain, but if youre stupid enough to stick a rocket in your ass crack, you deserved to be laughed at. what did this person expect would happen aside from seriously burning his ass?
But you don't understand... I used my imagination after the first pic, which is why I was hesitant to look at the rest.
you're supposed to stick bottle rockets in the ground for a REASON. When the rocket takes off, it needs something to push off of. Your ass crack is not going to stop the initial downward thrust of the rocket. Dude probably panicked whenever the first sparks hit his butt and he loosened up his cheeks, therefore letting the rocket slide directly into his buttcrack where it burned the hell out of him.
Poor Tweedle-Dum... or is it Tweedle-Dee? Now I understand why we've been seeing such acerbic posting in the D&D lately.
Actually you are supposed to stick them in a bottle or a tube. The resistance from sticking it in the ground will reduce your total elevation and may even eliminate it if you stick it in the ground to far. The problem is that he had the stick to close to his cheeks and should have tried a smaller rocket. I have done this trick but holding it in my hand with a glove on and by holding on to the end of the stick. The rocket needs to eliminate the energy of the weight of the rocket and whatever is holding it in place before it starts to take off. This is why rocket cars actually have a longer time in the 1/4 mile than a top fuel car. Top fuel cars start ecelerating much faster than rocket cars. The guy probably naturally squeezed his cheeks when his butt started to get burned, eliminating the energy that the rocket was producing. As you can see in the 3rd pic he arches his back which would also serve to clinch his cheeks.
Didn't they do this on Jackass? Seriously, people like this should be taken out and eliminated from the gene pool immediately.
The biggest problem here is the SIZE of the rocket.. In Jackass they used the little p***y bottle rockets "Moon travelers" this dude is going with the Jumbo non p***y "BLACKCAT" size... Little rocket=little powder= little exhaust Big rocket=big powder== big exhaust Oh yeah.. GO ROCKETS!!!
