say it ain't so.... ----------------- New dudes of 'Hazzard' By Zorianna Kit It looks as if the old General Lee will be getting a tuneup. The script for Warner Bros. Pictures' big-screen version of "The Dukes of Hazzard" is still being wrestled into shape. But that's not stopping Ashton Kutcher and Paul Walker from expressing their interest in starring as the fast-drivin' cousins, with Anthony Anderson as Boss Hog, in the remake of the good-ol'-boys TV series that ran on CBS from 1979-85. Kutcher is so into the role that he even dressed up as Luke Duke last year on Halloween. And what about Daisy Duke? Rumors are already buzzing that Britney Spears, who worked with Kutcher on an episode of MTV's "Punk'd," is one possibility.
This has "straight to VHS" written all over it. If I were casting the movie, here is how I would do it: Boss Hog - Marlon Brando Daisy Duke - Vida Guerra Uncle Jessie - Billy Bob Thornton Bo - Brad Pitt Luke - Ben Whofleck Rosco - Christopher Lloyd or Michael Richards
Oh great. Yet another movie based on a 70's TV show. What an original concept.... Can't Hollywood come up with anything new?
I have a few ideas (real winners if you ask me): Alice Scarecrow and Mrs. King The Golden Girls Bosom Buddies (Andy Dick would have to get a role in this) Cagney and Lacey Designing Women Joanie Loves Chachi Kate and Allie Perfect Strangers Too Close for Comfort (isn't Jim J. Bullock looking for work??)
Starsky(sp?) and Hutch will be out later this year with Ben Stiller and in the infamous role of "Huggy-Bear" will be the D-O-double-gizzle.
I heard about the WW remake years ago with Jim Carrey playing Wonka. Now I heard Christopher Walkin will be Mr.W. I think they should just let it be.
There goes Tim Burton, looking to make his spooky creepy version of Wonka. I had heard he was considering Depp, but it looks to be down to Walkin and Keaton.
Christopher Walken as Willy Wonka? Great idea!! "Look (pause pause) little man you (pause) know, the choice, here (pause pause), little man, take down (pause pause) your pants (pause pause) gold-plated diapers. Caramel. Krispy, crackel, chocolate food (pause pause) Forget about it. I don't (pause pause) know.