OK, DUKE been thinking, if I am ever going to GET TO HOLLYWOOD, I have to come up with more movie ideas. THEN write scripts! IT IS EASY, DUKE offen writes long poems so how different can writingk a MOVIE BE? Huh? RIght. EASY FOR DUKEs GENIUS. I HAVE more brain cells than Gorge Bush has brain pills!!! OK so here is DUKEs latest idear. You seen that movie "SIX SENSE" right? OF course you have!!!! WELL DUKE thinks a sequal is great idea so that is the idea. BUT THERE IS A TWIST!!! OOoooooooh scary. This time the KID, Haley Joel Comet, does not SEE dead people, oh no! He SMELLS them! I smell dead people! And they are NOT dead they are SPACE ALIENS from the planet MORGON. They dress up like people and walk around doing stuff, BUT THEY ARE ALIENS. And the kid he WALKS by them and goes, 'Sniff, sniff, hey ALEIN!!!' Then he opens fire with his LaserTRON 4000 vaporizing atomic guin and KILLS THEM!!! Of course he has the ghost guy BRUCE WILSON helping him, but in this movie the ghost is not DEAD, he is a LAWYER named Lionel. Lionel HEPS the kid fight the aliens and also the SENIOR CITIZENS. YES!!!! DUKE WILL BE RICH AND FAAAAAAAMOUs. ------------------ CARPE RECTUM: seize the recreation!!!!! [This message has been edited by LHutz (edited November 13, 2000).]
Sounds like a really bad p*rn script, but then again are there any good p*rn scripts? ------------------ Only in America....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
I don't know.. Erotic House of Wax had its moments. ------------------ My dream job is to be a Houston Rockets towel boy.
Since we have a Duke of Diggler, does that make Jenna, Roller Girl? ------------------ Only in America....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
WHO is Debbie?!??! DUKE does not remember doing a Debbie BUT I WILL, you just send her DUKE's way! Once you try DUKE, you never go BACKE. ------------------ CARPE RECTUM: seize the recreation!!!!!
