Margret Thatcher on a biscuit? A car has FOUR tireds? That is one of the funniest things I have ever read in my life. Keep up the good work, DUKE. I know that someday you will have your own lawfirm all to yourself. (DUKE, DUKE, and DUKE Law Firm). ------------------ "Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to appear inevitable by a competent historian." Lee Simonson
Duke, you spell bad. Get a dictionary. What kind of car do you drive, by the way? People would probably take you more seriously if you drove a really nice car. Like a BMW or a Porsche. ------------------ Hinei ma tov umanaim, shevet achim gam yachad.
Did that person just take LHutz seriously? ------------------ Boston College - Big East -East Division Regular Season Champs Worst to First in 2001!
Crazy Ray's Animal Shack? I once got arrested at a bar with that name in the Mojave Desert! ------------------ "Blues is a Healer" --John Lee Hooker
I suggest to both of you to do a little research on the subect of LHutz before bringing his spelling into question. On a related note, who here thinks that this poster is not the original LHutz? There is just something about his posts that differ from the famous LHutz versus Almu battles of the past. That LHutz actually defended his typing, saying we was just too busy to worry about it. The errors were very random in nature. This Hutz seems to be going out of his way to create spelling errors, especially errors that create more humor. I don't know for sure, just something I wonder about. Anybody have an opinion? ------------------ Behad Sergeant at Arms of the Clutch BBS
I do. ------------------ "We need a chicken butt." -- heypartner is moving swiftly to help make the CC.net BBS more efficient and run faster. RAM was the first step, apparently this is the second!
That's the first time I've posted something in the wrong thread. How did that happen? Ignore this. [This message has been edited by ZRB (edited March 26, 2001).]
This guy is a true redneck comedian. I love him but he gets on my nerves. My eyes hurt and I can't read his entire post. ------------------ Whatever you want to do, you have to do something else first.
I completely agree. I mean, Crazy Ray's Animal Shack is such an obvious comedic device. The misspellings seem to have been made on purpose. I think this is definitely not the DUKE from the good 'ol days. or maybe it never was... ------------------ The season's almost over...and I still really need that keg of Pepto-Bismol.
No, I think there really was a LHutz....but this poster is not him. ------------------ Behad Sergeant at Arms of the Clutch BBS
I think somebody did let it out once that Duke was actually a lawyer, but I could be wrong??? Im personally with the guy who thinks Duke's stuff is just hard to read. It really isnt funny anymore and is pretty dumb. I speak the truth! ------------------
Yeah, I'm inclined to agree. Just staying open to the possibility though... ------------------ The season's almost over...and I still really need that keg of Pepto-Bismol.
You've been hitting that keg of PB for a year now, plus the Astros are about to start. Maybe you should see a doctor about that stomache of yours. ------------------ Behad Sergeant at Arms of the Clutch BBS
Awww, don't remind me about the 'Stros getting started. I don't think there's enough PB in the world... ------------------ The season's almost over...and I still really need that keg of Pepto-Bismol.
I really excited about this year. Bottenfield and Dotel have been a big surprise this spring, and Aumus should have a good effect on Lima. Wade Miller is coming on strong, and Billy Wagner is healthy. If they're pitching this good in the regular season, I think they could make some noise. PLAY BALL!! ------------------ Behad Sergeant at Arms of the Clutch BBS
YEAH that is right, you heard DUKE!! I am TIRED, TIRED, TIRED, (like a car except they has FOUR tireds) of PEOPLE not taking me serioustl!!!! OK, like last week?!?!? One of DUKE's clients noticed that a COMPETITIR was copying their signs! My client had what they called a "TWOOOO FOR YOOOOU sale!" OK that is a good idea, you buys ONE hampster and they give you a SECOND hampster free!!! THIS IS BRILLANCE! Well yeah but PetSMarts, those baboon humpers, they had A EXACT SAME SALE the same day?!?! Uh uh DUKE CRAPS YOU NOT! So DUKE decided to send them some LEGALEZE so they would stop. Here is whast DUKE sends: "ATENTION: TO WHO IT CONCERNS: Your store PETSMART is a violation of my CLIENT, Crazy Ray's Animal Shack, copyrights!! YOU are FRINGING on Ray's propity, namely the 'TWOOO FOR YOOOOU' sale of this past March 17th. YOU WILL SEIZE AND DIESIST NOW, OR SUFFER SEREROUS LEGAL CONSETENCES." OK???!??! I mean see?!!?? DUKE IS NOT HUMPING around there! I am serious like Margret Thatcher on a biscuit!!! But do they take DUKE serious? Huh? Right/ NOOOOOOOO FOR YOOOOOOOOOOU, they do not. Here what they write back?!?!? Dear Sir, This letter is in response to your correspondence of March 19th. In it, you refer to a sale held by Petsmart, Inc as being in violation of a copyright held by your client ("Crazy Ray's Animal Shack"). After reviewing your trademark claims in this matter, it is our view that merely holding a two-for-one sale concurrently with Crazy Ray's Animal Shack is in fact permissible (per Section IV, Article 8 of the copyright form). As such, Petsmart will continue to hold its sale regardless of your efforts to intercede in our commerce. Furthermore, we are not even convinced you are an actual lawyer, as we were unable to verify your standing with the appropriate state authorities. Please do not send any further correspondence. Sincerely, (A BUNHC OF NAMES) Law Firm" NOW isn't that AWFOL mean for them to do??! WHY they have to say those MEAN THINGS!?! DUKE IS A LAYWER! DUKE DUKE DUKE DUKE OF LAW LAW LAW! ALWAYS! Just like BON JOVIE says, "ALLLLLLLLLLLLLways!!" DUKE! ------------------ CARPE RECTUM: seize the recreation!!!!!
