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DUKE OF TRUTH solves predisential DEADLOCK!!!!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by LHutz, Nov 27, 2000.

  1. LHutz

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    OK DUIKE is like all of you out there, I AM SICK AND TIRE of stupid president elections being tlaked about!!! YOU KNOW what should be the conversional topic?!?!

    Huh.

    RIGHT!

    FIRE RUDY!

    So, DUKE been thinking with HIS BRIG BRAIN how to fix this whole mess, and now I know!!

    DUKE is going to form a political action convention (they call them PACs, like PAC MAN only without ghosts). We need a FAIR AND ACCARATE COUNT!!

    Fair
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    That's right FAAC! DUKE is not FAACing around here. THIS IS SIREOUS business. The first thing we are going to do is FAAC UP the recount! That is right, we will make sure it is done right!?!?

    Next we will tell them candidates that if they want to be OUR PREDISENT, they better get FAACing serous. COUNT THE VOTES 1 2 3 4 5 and so forth.

    WE would tell Katharind Harris that SHE NEEDS A GOOD FAAC in order to vbe properly satisfied!!! That is right no way can she be satisfied with out a good recount.

    Finnally DUKE AND HIS PAC would tell the people of Florida that WHEN THE COUNTING is done, we'll ALL BE FAACed!!!!

    DUKE says our MOTTO will be, "Go FAAC yourself Florida!"

    JOIN OR DIE!!!!

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  2. Azim da Dream

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    Dukie for President!!! [​IMG]

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  3. DEANBCURTIS

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    Hahaha [​IMG]

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  4. Jeff

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    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

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  5. Dr of Dunk

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    How many of you just started laughing as soon as you read the title of the thread... even before clicking on it. Geez, I'm dying laughing even before reading the thread. It got worse once I read it...

    Duke is what politics is missing... [​IMG]

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  6. SamCassell

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    FAACing hilarious!

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  7. rock

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    That was brilliant.

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  8. RocketsPimp

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    ho hum.....don't mind me.....

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  9. RocketsPimp

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    Hey, he spelled Rudy's name right!!

    Way to go DUKEY!! Hooked on phonics works for you!!

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  10. Rockets R' Us

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    LOL

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  11. LHutz

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    JOIN OR DIE!!!!

    DUKE thought of something else. THIS HOLE thing never would have happened if everyone had just VOTED FOR ONE Cannidate. DUH.

    NEXT TIME you vote, ASK the person next to you 'Hey who you are voting for!' so you can vote togehter. DUKE LOVES IT! We will have a FAACing HEDGEMONY in America!

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  12. Nutcracker

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    hey DaDakota,
    had to help you out with the Lhutz post...
    i thought this one was his funniest one

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  13. RocketMan Tex

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    That's it. I'm never voting again!

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  14. DaDakota

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    Faacing brilliant.

    Good job Nutcracker....I love this guy.

    DaDakota

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