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DUKE OF GRAPHICS!!!!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by LHutz, May 8, 2000.

  1. LHutz

    LHutz Member

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    Check this out HOMIES DUKE gots PAInt and DUKE is makling pictures!!!!

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    IS THAT BADASS OR WHAT!!!

    DUKE thinks Houston should go get CRIS MIM And Marvin Frazier and put them with STEVIE FRANCIS and KICK BUTT NEXT YEAR!!!

    AW FUDGE!!!! DUKE cannot do the HTML, I am no Clutch. SOMEONE HELP?!!?!? GO visit my site and SEE THE DUKE's talent!!!
    http://homes.acmecity.com/rosie/heroes/245/

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    Robble robble robble HAMBURGLER in the HOUSE!!

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  2. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    Fizer's wearing a bra. Now that just rocks.

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  3. heypartner

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    Man Duke, you need better security at your website. I was able to steal your graphic right off of it.

    So, is that you the crazy rainbow-haired guy in the stands behind Fizer.

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  4. Will

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    Let's see. In the dream, they tie up the Duke and lather him in Crisco, and he wets himself. And in his spare time, Duke uses computer graphics to put bras on male athletes.

    Duke, buddy! No wonder your ex-wife was doing the mailman. It's time to see a good therapist. And I want you to know that no matter what you decide, I'll always be your friend.
     
  5. CriscoKidd

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    BooYaka!

    My name is on Hutz's site.

    Thanx for the shoutoutHutz, but just know I would never lather you, that is gross, but i know it is just a dream, so iwill forgive you this time.

    John Salley could use a man-bra. Give him one. Whew, he is stinky.

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  6. LHutz

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    See!!! DUKE fixed my picture!!! I wrote a LETTER to Clutch and he helped me!! Here is is:

    Dear Idiot,

    The reason your graphic won't post is because you did two things wrong. One, you have to use 'www' in the URL, not 'homes'. Second, you have to swallow six raw eggs as sort of a 'prayer' to the HTML gods. Once you've done this, all will go well.

    Sincerely,

    Clutch http://www.clutchcity.net
    NOTHING BUT NET


    MAN let DUKE tell you, those raw eggs were nassssty. BUT it seemed to work!

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  7. Will

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    On to me? Uh . . . Sorry, Duke. I didn't mean THAT kind of friend.
     
  8. 4chuckie

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    Will my mail hasn't arrived yet. Are you running late or are you making another special delivery???

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  9. heypartner

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    maybe that is why Will refuses to obey Duke and say:

    Duke's ex-wife that ho

    Will never says the "that ho" part.
     
  10. Will

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    It wasn't me, honest. In fact, I think Duke misheard his ex-wife (that ho). I don't think she said she was doing the mailman. I think she said she was doing THE Mailman.
     
  11. Almu

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    Dookey, I am your rival and I say...

    Your grafics suk!! [​IMG]

    Have a wonderful day! [​IMG]

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  12. LHutz

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    HEY what a second. How do you know so MUCH about my ex wife thatho, WILL?!??!

    DUKE is on to you.
     
  13. Will

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    "Let's take our next caller. Lionel from Houston, you're on the cuckold line. Go ahead with your question."
     
  14. LHutz

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    Oh you want to call NAMES now!??! Fine!!! If DUKE is a CUCKOO then you are a DODO!!!

    Take that. Dodo!!
     
  15. BobFinn*

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    Well I'm just gonna put ma boots on, cause its gettin deep in here [​IMG]

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  16. LHutz

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    Damn right you call her a ho! Like the old saying goes, "CALL A SPAYED A SPAYED!"

    Almu you are not my rival any more, DUKE has already vanqished you!! DUKE has his site set on WILL SATAN, DUKE will defeat hiM!!

    You just wait till you go on the CSPN again WILL, DUKE will call and make you look like a little girl!!!!!

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  17. DaDakota

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    I am just bringing some funnies back to the top.

    DaDakota...tribute to LHutz day.

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  18. Rockets R' Us

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    yes, back to the top.

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  19. slcrocket

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    EVERY DAY is tribute to LHutz day. [​IMG]

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