Well DUKE hopes all you guys had good weekends, and you girls too. DUKE learned many intersting things that I DID NOT KNOW before I learned them! First, have you ever heard of a game called Three Card Mommy? Whooo!!! DUKE loves that game!!!! The deal man takes THREE cards and puts them face down and says "OK DUKE, pick which one of these cards is red!" So you have to guess, but it is herder than it sounds because the DEAL MAN moves the cards all around the tabel!?!?!? DUKE never did win that game, I kept spenning my 20-doller-bills on it but never could break through!! But next weekend I WILL WIN!!!! 2) DOgs do not like having their tails pulled, I just thought I would warn you! DUKE learned the hard ways. THird things: the policemen donot like it if you swim in the fountens in the park. BOY they will chase you a LLLLLLONG way if they see you doing it!! FOR) People get real upset when you use profamity in public!!! Like DUKE went to McDonald restaruant this weekend and I said "Please give me a ****ing cheeburger meal!" and the girl got all upset, like SORRY Miss Thin Skin!!! Well, those were all harsh lessons but DUKE is wiser for knowing them!!!
Ummm...Duke. Try this next time: Throw the Monte dealer and the dog in the fountain and grab McDonalds girl on the tail.
