MAN just nothing would go RIGHT this weekend for DUKE DUKE DUK!!! I was beginning to wonder if there was S CURSE on me? We had a LAW CASE last week where we EVICTICATED this tent who wouldn't pay rent!! She had a WITCHERY CRAFT store in Houston and was nine days behind on her payment, so we tried to get her kicked out and WE WON!!! WE ALWAYS win, DUKE is a good damned laywwer. Well that was good until after the trial, DUKE was walking out and the WITCH b**** looked at me and said 'I hope you rot in hell." YIKES!!! A WITCH CURSE!!! DUKE wasn't scared, I am scared of NO ONE! I will kick asses and CHEW blubble gum until I am out of GUM! But then bad things started to happened. FIRST the POWER went off Friday night?!??! DUKE had to drive the IMPALA into the backyard and turn on the HEAD BEAMS to see in his house!!! Stupid power. Once DUKE got the LIVING ROOM lit up, I decided to play Sega Geneses. Oops. It did not work neither. THEN the car would not start Saturday morning!! WHAT??!? DUKE was all set to drive to the store and buy FRUIT LOOPS and TACOS but noooooo!! CAR wouldn't go. And then it got worst?? My neighbor, usually a nice guy, came over and said, "Lionel, I noticed your car wouldn't start this morning. Just wanted to let you know, if you need to, I'll jump you". WHAT!?!?! DUKE got real mad and I said, "IF you JUMP me I will fight back! I'll KICK YOU!" Harry didn't know what to say to that so he just shook his head and walked off. DUKE is on to him. I WILL kick his ass if he strats sqaubbling with me. YOU HEAR ME HARRY???!!? DUKE WILL MESS YOU UP. Anyway I am glad to be back at work where no one can bother me. I UNPLUGGED the phone and locked the door, now I will just TURN OFF MY COMPUT ------------------ Robble robble robble HAMBURGLER in the HOUSE!!
Major lesson for all of you parents out there: Do not, under any circumstances, feed your children FRUIT LOOPS and TACOS! Huh? Riiiiiiiiggghhhtt!!!!! ------------------ Bring It!!
Man, our resident Duke of Truth is a classic example of what is wrong with today's public education system as well as Law Schools around the states. How the heck can a LHutz beat the system and become a lawyer? Azim da Dream ------------------ True champions do not take their failures to heart and never let success go to their heads.
That post had me rolling! ------------------ Live Rocketball. Breathe Rocketball. Die with Rocketball. [This message has been edited by Almu (edited May 22, 2000).]
More Mayhem on DaDakota's tribute saturday. DaDakota ------------------ Go Jazz * http://bbs.clutchcity.net/ubb/Forum3/HTML/011403.html
LOL ------------------ Charles Barkley on TBS on the "fat track" poll: "What? 47% said I'd gain more.....why those.....they better be glad this is a family show."