NO NO, Duke is not here to write another columm about Firing Rudy, we all know that is an invitability. It will happen. DUKE HAS FAITH! I was thinking, DUKE once watched a PBS (Public Broadcast Stuff, not as good as UPN but sometime they show naked Africa people, it's funny) show on VOO DOO. And now it hits me!! OBVIOUSLY someone is playing VOO DOO on the Rockets. THAT is why Hakeem is worse than getting bit by a dog. DUKE KNOWS THE TRUTH. Who ever you are with the Hakeem voo doo doll, you better stop it right now. WE WILL NOT STAND IT!!!! Who do you think it could be?!? It could be Patrick Eubanks, it could be Maleman Malone, or maybe Shaqille Neal. But you know who DUKE thinks it is. Huh? Right. David Stern, that who. He never liked Hakeem! Now he is destroyering Hakeem from the inside!!! HE MUST BE STOPPED!
David Strain ..... Bad man , bad man ! I think you might be on to something LHUTZ ! by the way.......... you can not be the same Lhutz that used to write here a wile ago , I think you are Clutch trying to imitate the real LHUTZ cause the real one died so in order to bring some comedy relief Clutch is trying his best DUKE immitation !!!!!!!!!! Come on Clutch pull out the old records and look at how LHUTZ used to spell..... or lack of spelling.
After reading the piece on the ChuckyBrownFanClub...you may be on to something Hutz. And while I have your great ear, Hutz, who's your pick in the tourney? The Blue Devils? I bet you've got PLENTY of Duke jerseys in your closet.
I do not get you Redglare. Are you making a joke. I could not get into Duke after high schoo, there was a unfortunate indicent and let DUKE just say you donot EVER want to leave your locker full of fire works, that leads to bad things. Stop harrassing me.
I'm sorry LHutz, for lighting you up like that. The last thing I want is for you to explode on account of my careless remarks. You are the bomb. Wick love, Redglare.
