Jeff Balk had a good idea to grade all the Rocket players, so DUKE will borrow the idea and give out the GRADES OF TRUTH!!!! DUKE DUKE DUKE!!!! OK grades. Frances: I like Frances! I give him a BIG A, with a gold star! He is the DUKE OF CROSSOVER. CLYDE DREXLER: F. DUKE did not see CLYDE make one single play this year?!??!? He is way down the hill, DUKLE hopes he retires soon. WALLT WILLIAM: A!! WALT was the only Rocket who smiled at DUKE when I went to a game in Febarary, I yelled "HEY WALT I AM THE DUKE!" and he smiled, everyone else ignored me. MOOCHIE: A. You know why!!! Huh? Right. His name DUKE IS OBSSESSED with Moooooochie moooooooochie moooooooo chie. Everone else gets a B-, this was not so bad of a year, when you factor what DUKE calls the F factor. RUDY TOMJONAVICH: F F F F F F. It is your fault Rudy everone knows it. GET RIDDY of RUDDY!!!!! This is too much work!!! DUKE does not know how JEFF can write that much. ------------------ A HOUSE is not a HOME if it is ON FIRE.
>** RUDY TOMJONAVICH: F F F F F F. It is your fault Rudy everone knows it. >** [Sarcasm] I didn't see that one coming. [/Sarcasm] Lord Tree - Curiously Deciduous ------------------
Someone forgot to lock up the household cleaners again! ------------------ We're going to miss you Chuck! Thanks for all the memories!
Hey no one locks DUKE's house cleaners up?!?? What is the deal with that remark. Even so DUKE will give you a tip for extra-sparkle-clean floors:: just mix 1 gallon ammonia with 1 gallon blearch. Pour on floor, breathe deep! ------------------ A HOUSE is not a HOME if it is ON FIRE.
Lhutts: I disagree on you assesment of ruddy. He actually did a great job of coaching this season. He got of to a slow start (running that damn dump-and-chuck offense early on) but when Dream and Chuck went out with injuries he had no one to dump it too anymore. Franchise, Shandon and Mobley took center stage and ruddy changed the offense to best utilize their skills (run, run and run) Now if he can get them all on the same page on defense the Rockets will be the Monsters of the west next year. ------------------ I had amnesia once or twice.
Walt smiled when you said that huh?? Wonder if he hangs around here...... ------------------ No matter how badly the idiots may outmumber you, they're still the idiots.
DUKE: Thank you for mentioning me. I am able to write so much because I am small and funny looking. Huh? Right. I can now sleep weel at nite knowing the DUKE OF TRUTH knows who I am even if we don't agree on Ruddy. ------------------ "No one gets out ALIVE!" SaveOurRockets.com
Well, that just about explains everyting! ------------------ We're going to miss you Chuck! Thanks for all the memories! [This message has been edited by RocketsPimp (edited April 25, 2000).]
