No really!!! DUKE can hear you all now saying "OH shut up DUKE, you did not" and "You such a LIAR you didn't have LUNCH with him" and "HEY put some pants on if you're going to be preparing FOOD" WELL SHUT UP DUKE did have lunch with FORMER KING of RUSSIA Mchale Gorbachoff!!! DUKE was in Waco for buisness today and stopped at a outdorr cafe. So DUKE is eating his spagetti, using his chopsticks like MOM TAUGHT ME when what do I see. Huh? RIGHT. HIM!!! DUKE was always a admirer of Gorbachoff, he a good man. So DUKE goes up and says "HEY you are Mchale Gorbachoff!!! DUKE LOVES YOU!" ANd you know, this is just like him. HE WAS ALL MODEST about it! He sayed "Um, no, but I get that all the time. Some resemblance, huh?" Well DUKE was not put off by that! DUKE shook Gobachoff's hand and said "THANKS for not blowing up America back in the 1970s, DUKE saw Rocky 4 and I know how EVIL all you commies are! WHY DID YOU KILL APOLLO CRED?" Well I guess Mr. Gorbachoff was busy, he got up and left even though his food was not eated yet? DUKE did him a favor and ate the rest of it. SO that is how DUKE had the lunch with Mr. RUssia himself Michale Gorbochaff. YOU ARE ALL JEALOUS
That is sooo cool Dukie did that spot on his head say anything to you?? You should have asked him what th ecodes to the Russian nuclear missles was? That would have been some useful information.
Duke, do mean, (Kevin) McHale Gorbachof?? That dude from the Timberwolves? McHale! haha... thas funny
Man, I'm so jealous! I spent a year writing about Gorbachev; I'd love to have lunch with -- or at least eat his lunch after he inexplicably gets up and hurries away.
