WELL DUKE is not very happy this morning, I HAD a BIG argument with my nemeses, BRETT. That b*stard!!! BRETT is a big guy in the NWA, the National Gun Assocation, MOSES runs it....? You may have hear of it! Well BRETT assed DUKE today "Hey DUKE, you want to go HUNTING with us this weekedn?!??" DUKE does not hunt! I would not like to KILL an animal except WITH MY BARE HANDS and deer are too quick for that (TRUST ME, DUKE KNOWS!!!!) So DUKE said "No thank you Brett DUKE does NOT HUNT!" Brett got all mad!!! He called me some very bad names do you know what they are? Huh Right!!! OF course not DUKE has not told you yet. Well he called me a "PINKY HIPPO"!!! What does that mean? Well DUKE would not take that laying down! So I said "HEY SHUT UP NUT FACE!!! DUKE WILL KILL YOUR HOLE FAMILY!!!" So DUKE was ready to scrap to throw down to get my Sweve on!! But then the BOSS came around and said "Lionel, you're yelling again. What's the problem this time?" AND evetytime DUKE tried to explain he just said, "Sure, Lionel, sure." SO then they send me home. DUKE is home!! DUKE DEUK DUKE DUKE OF HOME HOME HOME!!! ------------------ Robble robble robble HAMBURGLER in the HOUSE!!
I just got this mental image of Milton from the movie "Office Space". ------------------ We need some meat in the post and I don't mean Brian Grant!
NWA, the Nation Gun Association LMAO! ------------------ "Relax... kids swallow quarters all the time. If she craps out two dimes and a nickel then start worrying!" -Grumpier Old Men
Woah I had a Lionel train too. Cool. ------------------ Charles Barkley on TBS on the "fat track" poll: "What? 47% said I'd gain more.....why those.....they better be glad this is a family show."
