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Dude was scared to urinate next to me

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Scarface281, Apr 16, 2014.

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  1. Scarface281

    Scarface281 Contributing Member

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    Alright, proper etiquette in the men's restroom is to leave a space between you and someone else. Don't just piss next to someone when there are open urinals. But this particular restroom only has two urinals and one stall. I go in at the same time as this other dude and head over to one and let it rip. He is over by the sink, but I don't give a damn, I'm pissing. When I'm done and head over to wash my hands, he goes over and pisses. Like wtf? Just piss dude. there are only two urinals and one stall. Who gives a damn.
     
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    uh....ok

    Calm down bro.....it doesn't sound that serious...lol
     
  3. Scarface281

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    It was weird to me. About as weird as this thread.
     
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    Dogs do the same thing. They can pee anywhere, but some will still wait their turn.

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  5. Mr. Clutch

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    Either option would have been awkward.

    He just chose the more awkward one.
     
  6. Haymitch

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    It's a little odd, I guess, but I don't know why you're so upset that some dude didn't expose himself while you were standing next to him. You seem to take offense to it.
     
  7. TheMystery008

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    Scarface got mad.

    So he decided to rant on a forum.

    -.-
     
  8. Salvy

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    You should try talking to him about it if he is a co-worker. Sit down with him and express your pain towards his hostility in the bathroom. Explain how offended you felt and ask him what triggered such actions. There has to be an explanation and ask him if you were the problem and what you have to do to fix things. Next thing you know you guys will be laughing and enjoying your pee time together. If he cant work things out with you then I think its time to move on towards a new bathroom partner. One that will embrace that special time together. Good Luck.
     
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    lol, I was just like "wtf was that, that was weird". So I decided to rant on Clutchfans.
     
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    Its okay bro.

    It is all cool until someone PISSes on, I mean off, somebody.

    ;)
     
  12. Bäumer

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    How is going at the same time awkward? There are two urinals meant for 2 pissers so its not like they are holding hands or crossing streams. I would think the decision to wait is totally weird too.
     
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    Proper bathroom etiquette would have been to drop your pants, lift up your shirt and fully expose your butt cheeks to him like an elementary school kid using the urinal like a champ. Then penguin walk over to him, turn off the sink, pick up your pants, say idgaf and walk out.
     
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    one time I pissed on a dude's foot -- he was wearing sandals, and in the bathroom stall next to mine.

    talk about getting a reaction out of someone
     
  15. Bäumer

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    Maybe he just has performance problems

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  16. Andrew Wiggins

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    What if the guy next to me sucks at using a urinal and splashes back on me?

    A great man once said dont trust anybody.
     
  17. cheke64

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    Where was this at? I will the notify the avengers.
     
  18. Asian Sensation

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    This story gave me the weirdest boner.
     
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    He was clearly watching your back while you did your business, making sure all is safe. Disturbing that you didn't reciprocate.
     
  20. Roc Paint

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    I'll say it again for piss sake. Why is there two threads about this ?
     

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