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Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Christmas Presents

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  1. Shovel Face

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    CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. (WTVC-TV) - A 4-year-old boy, beer in hand, is accused of stealing Christmas presents from his neighbors. It's a strange story, but also a sad one.

    April Wright is 21 years old and is going through a divorce with her husband who is in jail. She says she is not sure how her 4-year-old managed to get out of the house, open a beer, and steal the neighbors presents from under their tree. Now she's just glad he's okay and says she won't let it happen again.

    The child, Hayden Wright, was found around 1:45 am Tuesday, wandering the streets of his neighborhood. In a police reports, officers said he was wearing a little girl's dress and drinking a beer. The police report says the child had to taken to the hospital to be treated for alcohol consumption.

    April Wright said, "Biggest concern was him being out there, getting kidnapped, getting run over, the alcohol, having to have his stomach pumped."

    Wright says she woke up that night at 1:45 am and panicked when she found Hayden was gone. She says she put safety devices on all the doors so her kids couldn't get out, but Hayden was able to break the safety device off the doorknob and get outside.

    Once out, Wright says her four year old followed his father's footsteps and was found on Blue Spruce Road, drinking.

    "He runs away trying to find his father," she said. "He wants to get in trouble so he can go to jail because that's where his daddy is."

    The Hamilton County Sheriff's Office report says Hayden rang the doorbell a few houses down and the neighbor answered, finding the child holding a partially consumeed 12-ounce beer.

    Wright said, "He got it out of my father's cooler in the back and how he got it open I don't understand because it was one of those tab beers."

    But it doesn't stop there. The report said Hayden then snuck into a neighbor's house through an unlocked front door, and stole five wrapped Christmas gifts. One was a girl's brown dress which Hayden was wearing when police found him.

    "Going to the neighbor's house and taking their presents, very embarrassing," said April.

    She admits she was not just embarrassed, but scared, and rushed to the hospital that night with Hayden. She said she tries to be a good mother and loves her son, but now feels like a failure.

    "Kids do things like this and it's out of your control, you can do the best you can as a mother, everyone makes mistakes, it was an honest mistake," she said.

    Wright did meet with child protective services today who told her she will get to keep custody of Hayden.

    http://www.newschannel9.com/news/year-987196-old-christmas.html
     
  2. RedRowdy111

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    Can I adopt this BA kid?
     
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    This is Family Guy material.
     
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    My office mate mentioned this story this morning. She didn't say where it happened. I said "I wonder what part of Tennessee this took place." Sure enough...
     
  5. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    Ninja baby story was crazier.
     
  6. RedRowdy111

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    I need a 5th member for my posse.
     
  7. RedRowdy111

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    Link me
     
  8. Rashmon

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    Okay, condemn me to Hades if you wish, but I can't stop laughing at this story.
     
  9. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    You like to put a lot of members in your posse huh?
     
  10. Ziggy

    Ziggy QUEEN ANON

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    You know... that Ninja Baby in San Antonio. (too soon?)

    Happy Holidays
     
  11. ima_drummer2k

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    Typical titans fan.... :rolleyes:


    BTW, who is that anchor woman?? Hole. E. Jesus!!
     
  12. kaleidosky

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    this is somehow hilarious.. the ridiculousness of "i don't know how it happened" as the answer to everything.. on top of "he's trying to get in trouble so he can go to jail because his daddy's there". just full of win
     
  13. RedRowdy111

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    Ziggy with a Zinger!

    But seriously, we will jump you in if interested.
     
  14. BrooksBall

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    Oh, c'mon people..... cross-dressing, alcoholic, 4-year-old burglars who aren't afraid to go to jail aren't as uncommon as you might think.
     
  15. finalsbound

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    The 4 year-old was drunk, in a dress, and stealing.

    Way to **** up your kids early!
     
  16. ima_drummer2k

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    Along with "He got it out of my father's cooler in the back and how he got it open I don't understand because it was one of those tab beers."

    Huh?? WTF is a "tab beer" and are they supposed to be child proof?
     
  17. RedRowdy111

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    so do most kids prefer Bud to Miller?
     
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    Crazy, crazy crazy......I swear some people shouldn't be allowed to procreate freely.....
     
  20. GRENDEL

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    Bud of course! Since they are still growing they don't mind if it fills them up.
     

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