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Drewdog's JENNA BUSH encounter (a good read :-))

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by Drewdog, Oct 17, 2003.

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  1. Drewdog

    Drewdog Member

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    Ok first I would like to point out that I was a designated driver for some friends tonight so this is NOT a "drunk post".

    Its about 2am and we are cruising Guadalupe on the south side of campus (before it turns into the drag). Im just minding my own business sipping on a Ozarka 12 oz. bottle of water when I hear this yelling from an SUV beside me at a stoplight.

    I look to the left and notice a tan Ford Expedition (01 or 02 model) beside me and a girl with her head out of the SUV yelling at me. I roll down the window and look at the back seat and notice 3 good looking chicks..... the completely hammered blonde yells: "Hey sexy... can I bum a cigarette?". Im like..... dude I think I know this girl..... Ummmmmmm yeah thats the freaking President's daughter for chrissake!!!

    I joke around with her and say "nope sorry about that, but I do have the GOOD smoke if you want some." She responds: "I cant do that" I say: "Why??" She says: "Because Im...... I just cant do that." The other girls were yelling something I couldnt understand, and the driver and the front seat passenger had to be at least 30 or so.....

    At the next stoplight (joking of course again) I said: "Hey I got your cigarette for you." Shes like: "Really?? Let me have it..." Ehhhh I could have said something really witty, but I let it slide.....

    Anyhow..... Jenna Bush is a freaking lush who apparently smokes when she drinks. And to reiterate once more..... she was HAMMERED.

    An interesting brush with fame for the evening.... :D
     
    #1 Drewdog, Oct 17, 2003
  2. Preston27

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    So, who's place did you two go to?
     
    #2 Preston27, Oct 17, 2003
  3. francis 4 prez

    francis 4 prez Member

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    did she hit on your girlfriend?
     
    #3 francis 4 prez, Oct 17, 2003
  4. Drewdog

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    Now that would be a freaking story...... Unfortunately I had to get my amigos home, and unless I had a cigarette for her, I was out.
     
    #4 Drewdog, Oct 17, 2003
  5. Roc Paint

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    "drunk post" I really don't appreciate that comment. :)
     
    #5 Roc Paint, Oct 17, 2003
  6. J DIDDY

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    gee we have BUSH telling other countries how to behave and yet his daughter is out getting drunk and high every weekend. hmmmmm...........:rolleyes:
     
    #6 J DIDDY, Oct 17, 2003
  7. SmeggySmeg

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    did you tell her about the time you had two girlfriends
     
    #7 SmeggySmeg, Oct 17, 2003
  8. LeGrouper

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    Uhh... I am not hearing the verification of your suspicion.

    Where were the SS? I have seen her on sixth street and she had two SS with her. That is how we were sure.
     
    #8 LeGrouper, Oct 17, 2003
  9. 4chuckie

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    We need pictures for verification!

    :)
     
    #9 4chuckie, Oct 17, 2003
  10. bamaslammer

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    I woulda hit it. Jenna is a hottie and I betcha she's a freak too!
     
    #10 bamaslammer, Oct 17, 2003
  11. AroundTheWorld

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    I was expecting to read something about a bush encounter...that's all? :)
     
    #11 AroundTheWorld, Oct 17, 2003
  12. Drewdog

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    Nice.... :D
     
    #12 Drewdog, Oct 17, 2003
  13. RocketMan Tex

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    Damn! You must have some butt-ugly women in Alabama if you think Jenna Bush is a hottie!:D
     
    #13 RocketMan Tex, Oct 17, 2003
  14. Austin70

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    And does she have wood floors?
     
    #14 Austin70, Oct 17, 2003
  15. Chance

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    OMG! It sounds like President Bush has normal college kids. Notify the press!

    I love Bush.
     
    #15 Chance, Oct 17, 2003
  16. pgabriel

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    Coming from someone who really doesn't like the president, that was uncalled for. If I had all that money win I was at UT, hmmm.
     
    #16 pgabriel, Oct 17, 2003
  17. Oski2005

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    "You're gonna be just like Mommy, and Jenna, you're gonna be just like Daddy."


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    "You shoulda followed me home Drewdog, me and my friend coulda should ya a good time."




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    "You know you want me bama."
     
    #17 Oski2005, Oct 17, 2003
  18. tozai

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    Ayooo.

    What's this joke about wood floors?
     
    #18 tozai, Oct 17, 2003
  19. mc mark

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    the president? or...
     
    #19 mc mark, Oct 17, 2003
  20. ima_drummer2k

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    No matter what side of the political spectrum you represent, you have to admit...





    Jenna is a hottie.
     
    #20 ima_drummer2k, Oct 17, 2003
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