"The Great Whipped Hope" The following is a New York Times article written by Mike Wise on professional basketball player Doug Christie and his "unique" relationship with his wife, Jackie. The article is printed here as I'm unable to find the link on the nytimes.com site. http://www.hifiny.com/020808_christie.html
Concerning the Doug Christie jersey, this was taken from a Bill Simmons article on espn.com from June 6, 2002. Probably the greatest idea of the new millenium. Scroll down to the bottom for the direct Doug Christie Jersey reference. Question: What's the story with Doug Christie? Did you see that New York Times article about Christie and his wife, the piece that resulted in the Whipped Hall of Fame being quickly changed to the Doug Christie Memorial Hall of Fame? Everyone has that one buddy who constantly makes up lame excuses because his wife or girlfriend won't let him leave the house, but Christie takes it to another level. This is unprecedented stuff. Few things have rendered me speechless over the years, but check out some of these tidbits: You know when Christie raises his arm, extends his pinky and index fingers and signals into the air? He's actually signalling "I love you" to his wife (Jackie), something that happens 50-60 times a game, even during crunch-time. It's almost like he suffers from a whipped version of Tourette's. Some direct quotes and excerpts: "With few exceptions, Doug Christie does not look at other women, avoiding dialogue or even direct contact" ... The Christies remarry every year on their anniversary, "not a mere renewal of their wedding vows but an actual wedding -- replete with friends, family cake and a reception" ... Mrs. Christie attends 25-30 of the Kings road games, always riding on the team charter ... "(She) arrives before games with her husband and leaves with him after" ... "She sends him a note in the locker room before every game, taken there by a team attendant. He writes a reply and sends it back" ... "Sometimes on the road, Jackie will ride in a car behind the team bus, talking to Doug until he arrives at the hotel or arena." (I kept waiting for this part: "When Doug asked if he could attend Mateen Cleaves' bachelor party this season, his wife burned his clothes and set his BMW convertible on fire.") My favorite part: "When Christie played for the Raptors, his wife once confronted a female fan seeking an autograph and a kiss in Toronto. 'A security guard grabbed her, but I put my hand up and told her to back off really loud,' she said. 'It scared me, because my voice sounded like a demon ... she was touching someone she shouldn't have been.'" I guess there are three appropriate reactions here: 1. If you had one TV wish, wouldn't it be for the Christies to appear on "Temptation Island." I always write how this-and-that would make for the greatest TV series ever, but realistically, a "Temptation Island" with the Christies ... that would never be topped in the annals of TV history. That's the Comedy Ceiling right there, isn't it? Even my idea for the HBO talk show with Corey Haim, Corey Feldman and an open bar couldn't come close. 2. If you were granted an alternate TV wish, wouldn't it be for an "Osbournes"-style reality-TV show called "The Christies"? Just Doug getting harassed by his wife in episodes entitled "I wasn't looking at her!" and "I told you, that was Peja's fiancee!" 3. From this point forward, doesn't Christie's replica Kings jersey immediately become the best possible way for a group of guys to humiliate one of their emasculated buddies? Let's say you have that one friend who's spending a little too much time with a new girlfriend, and it seems like she's wearing the pants in the family, to the point that your buddy has been blowing you off. BOOM! Everyone chips in five bucks, you purchase the Christie jersey, and you mail it anonymously to him. Yep. Woof.
Hmmm, I have a lot of money, a good body, am relatively well known and travel all the time. Yet I'll marry a psycho, obsessive, woman that looks like a philliipino man with no lips for a lifelong partner. And I'll do anything she says...anything. Yeah, I'm smart.
I've seen her once. Not good looking at all. I would think an athlete could do much better, but they're in love, so more power to them.
http://www.sacbee.com/content/sports/basketball/kings/story/5705884p-6679030c.html An excerpt: WTF?? former model? model for what? hmmm....
Jackie Christie said she and her husband began communicating with each other during games a while ago. "When I make this sign, it means drive to the hole," she said. "When I make this sign, it means smile because you look a little sad on the bench. He started making this sign and said, 'This means I love you,' and it developed from there. It makes me feel real special." what hole she is referrring to?
gosh, how can a guy has life like that! he is like a slave to his wife...man, no wonder he leads NBA in steal
Actually that is his wife. Here's a link to the article with that picture. http://www.sacbee.com/content/sports/basketball/kings/story/5705884p-6679030c.html
First off, its FILIPINO, and second, you are now saying I have no lips? j/k Out of all the women in the world, he picks her? I dunno, I guess not every athelete can have a wife like Rick Fox's.
You're right, sorry 'bout that. Man, I dated a filipina for over 2 years you think I'd get that right...
