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Don't read this BBS before you go to sleep...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by drapg, Mar 7, 2004.

  1. drapg

    drapg Member

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    or the topics will enter your subconscious!!!

    Last night, just before falling asleep, I read two threads:

    "Cutting the Pipes" and
    "Latest the Apprentice"

    Then I had the freakiest dream...

    I was watching an episode of "The Apprentice" and Troy and Kwame got in a fight. During the fight, Troy reached for Kwame's balls and proceeded to rip them off. Blood spewed everywhere and Kwame ran off as the show went to commercial.

    I woke up in a cold sweat, clutched my "equipment" to make sure it was still intact, and went back to sleep.

    Oh the horror!

    :eek:
     
  2. Rockets34Legend

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    Or did you watch gay p*rn before going to bed? :D
     
  3. moestavern19

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    Man, at least you didn't dream you got ripped apart limb by limb by a massive Gorilla.
     
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  4. drapg

    drapg Member

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    No, but the next dream I had after that was me at the house I grew up in with my mom, dad and sister. We were all the same age we are now, just in our old house.

    Anyways, the door bell rings and I take $20 out of my wallet b/c I was expecting the Domino's pizza delivery guy. As I open the door, there are three white older teenagers (just for Lil' Pun) standing there, dressed in Domino's garb and holding a pizza. I give them the money, than they suddenly rushed into my house and pointed guns at us, while screaming and asking where all are valuables were. My parents start to tell them, when I yell, "shut up mom and dad!" Then I look squarely at the guy who is pointing a gun at my forehead and state, "Hey *******, go **** yourself"

    Then I woke up. :eek:
     
  5. moestavern19

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    Hmmm, Perhaps you can star in the next DMX movie... "Say the F-Word when you Die and before you Die"
     
  6. Summer Song Giver

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    I'm so proud another man's penis has never manifest itself in my dreams:D, only boobies and boo-yahs 'round here baby!
     

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