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Don't piss the elephants off!!!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Behad, Jan 2, 2001.

  1. Behad

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    http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010102/od/elephant_dc_1.html

    Elephant Tramples Man And Keeps the Corpse

    GUWAHATI, India (Reuters) - A wild elephant pulled a man down from a tree, trampled him to death and for two weeks has refused to part with the corpse, police in northeast India say.

    The man climbed the tree to escape a herd of wild elephants rampaging through his village about 80 miles from Guwahati, the largest city in Assam.

    One elephant grabbed him, pulled him to the ground and broke his legs.

    ``The elephant must have got even more irritated as the villagers were trying to free the man,'' a forest ranger said Sunday. ``It trampled him to death and took the body along with him.''

    That was two weeks ago and it has been carrying the body around ever since, police said.


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  2. Rockets R' Us

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    Woah.....carried him around ever since? Dang. If I were the villagers, I say screw the guy I'm haulin ass. [​IMG]

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    Must be built up aggression from all those years of us humans sacrificing them for their tusks!

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  4. outlaw

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    was the elephant's name Stampy?

    Homer: Forget it! That elephant cost me thousands of dollars.
    Lisa: Dad, how would _you_ like to be sold to an ivory dealer?
    Homer: I'd like it fine.
    Bart: Even if he killed you and made your teeth into piano keys?
    Homer: Yes, of course I would! Who wouldn't like that -- to be part of the music scene?


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  5. dc sports

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    I'm surprised they didn't kill this elephant. I wouldn't want an elephant that liked to play with human bodies wandering around my village -- it could get tired of that guy and go searching for another toy.

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  6. Jeff

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    Maybe he was a "trophy human". He's got the guy stuffed and mounted at home so he can brag to all his elephant buddies.

    "Tusk this a$$hole!"

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  7. Clutch

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    See, this is why I'm sick and tired of da gub'ment tryin' to takes away me elephant gun.

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    Homer: I'm alive. I'm alive! And I owe it all to this feisty feline.
    Lisa: Dad, "feline" means "cat".
    Homer: Elephant, honey. It's an elephant!

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  9. Rockets2K

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    "You are not Ganash!!"
    ..Apu's wedding
    Loved watching Homer run around the yard with an elephant head on while getting beat by the guests..

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    See The Elephant $200
    Ride The Elephant $500

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