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Don't let your kids grow up to be Star Wars dorks...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by VesceySux, May 13, 2003.

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  1. VesceySux

    VesceySux World Champion Lurker
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    I apologize if this has been already posted, but this video is too damn funny.

    For your viewing enjoyment, I give you... The Star Wars Kid!

    (Here's the remix of the video, too.)

    NOTE: Those with Macs may experience problems playing the video, unless you have Windows Media Player installed...
     
    #1 VesceySux, May 13, 2003
  2. MoBalls

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    saw this last week...showed some coworkers and we all laughed so hard...too funny....I dont think it was posted here though
     
    #2 MoBalls, May 13, 2003
  3. Band Geek Mobster

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    That was horrible.
     
    #3 Band Geek Mobster, May 13, 2003
  4. codell

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    There is nothing more menacing, than seeing Darth Pudgy's stomach hang over his utility belt. :eek:

    BTW, are you sure he was imitating Star Wars and not a Nathan Lane musical dance step???
     
    #4 codell, May 13, 2003
  5. A-Train

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    It would have been better showing 1:48 of that basketball game they apparently taped over...
     
    #5 A-Train, May 13, 2003
  6. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    That is the fattest and most uncoordinated Jedi ever. Porki-rinds ****** needs to lay off the Bantha steaks and run around Degobah with Yoda for a while.
     
    #6 StupidMoniker, May 13, 2003
  7. Mulder

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    Damnit! So THAT'S what happened to my ball retriever!
     
    #7 Mulder, May 13, 2003
  8. arkoe

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    If he dances around with that pole long enough, he might actually get skinny.
     
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  9. codell

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    #9 codell, May 13, 2003
  10. rockHEAD

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    Porkins lives!
     
    #10 rockHEAD, May 13, 2003
  11. SmeggySmeg

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    seen it before and no matter how many times i see it, i still giggle
     
    #11 SmeggySmeg, May 13, 2003
  12. Supermac34

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    Porkins, hero of the rebellion, would never stoop so low.
     
    #12 Supermac34, May 13, 2003
  13. MR. MEOWGI

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    I like the sound effects of the "lightsaber" when he crashes into the wall on the remix version. His little "nubsaver" on the other end kicks ass too.

    Grade: 3 big grins :D :D :D
     
    #13 MR. MEOWGI, May 13, 2003
  14. weakfromtoday

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    oh man, why couldnt that be chris farley on that video?
     
    #14 weakfromtoday, May 13, 2003
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    As if half of us weren't like that as a kid. We just didn't tape ourselves.

    :)
     
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  16. IVFL

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    BWAAA HAAA HAAA, I hate kids like that, you know the ones. There parents dont seem to want to watch them so they let them run around. I am sorry to say this but the sick side of me wants that to happen sometimes, just so parents will take care of thier kids at basketball games. Its a confined space, accidents like that can happen. Man I am a bad person:p


    The lightsaber kid. . . . . um yeah, I dont think I can add much to that. Maybe, keep doing that every day for 30 minutes a day and he can make his own star wars weight loss commercials ala Subway Jared.
     
    #16 IVFL, May 14, 2003
  17. rockHEAD

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    INFO ON THE STAR WARS DORK!!
    link

    INTERVIEW WITH THE STAR WARS DORK!!!
    link

    [​IMG]
     
    #17 rockHEAD, May 14, 2003
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    THE STORY THAT WOULD NOT DIE

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    'Star Wars Kid' Gets Bucks From Blogs

    A couple of webloggers are raising money for an unfortunate teenager humiliated worldwide after a private video of his energetic lightsaber moves was leaked to the Net.

    Webloggers Andy Baio and Jish Mukerji launched a fundraiser Friday for the young man they call the "Star Wars Kid," whose home video has been downloaded millions of times and watched by people all over the world.

    The video shows a lone, overweight teenager fighting a mock battle with a broomstick lightsaber. In the two-minute video, the teenager twirls the broomstick ever more energetically while generating his own lightsaber sound effects. The video, which is obviously not for public consumption, is amusing and excruciating.

    Baio and Mukerji, who linked to their video from their weblogs, identify the Star Wars Kid as a 15-year-old French Canadian named Ghyslain. Because Ghyslain is a minor, the pair is protecting his identity. Ghyslain couldn't be reached for comment.

    By Friday afternoon, the webloggers' fund had received more than 100 individual donations totaling nearly $1,000. The pair also has received donations of software and a T-shirt. They plan to buy Ghyslain an Apple iPod and some accessories.

    click link above for complete article
     
    #18 rockHEAD, May 19, 2003
  19. Oski2005

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    Somebody put 500 bucks into the pot, no surprise, they did it anonymously. Probably George Lucas.
     
    #19 Oski2005, May 19, 2003
  20. OmegaSupreme

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    hmph! and some of you had the nerve to call me a nerd after my morpheus photos. :p
     
    #20 OmegaSupreme, May 19, 2003
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