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Dog dramatically improves quality of action on NBA court by crapping on it

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by Rockets34Legend, Jan 19, 2005.

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  1. Rockets34Legend

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    http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=ap-pistons-magic-dog&prov=ap&type=lgns

    Game delayed by dog's doings

    January 18, 2005
    ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) -- Who didn't let the dog out?

    A stink was raised during halftime of the Detroit Pistons-Orlando Magic NBA game on Tuesday night when the start of the second half was delayed by three minutes after a seeing-eye dog relieved itself on the court.

    The dog was with a charity organization, Canine Companions for Independence, that was receiving a $10,000 donation from the Orlando Magic Youth Foundation.

    When the Pistons came out for warmups, Rasheed Wallace walked up to the lane where the excrement had fallen, stopped and stared in disbelief. His teammates were just as confused before wide smiles broke out.

    A custodian was enlisted to scoop up the mess and wipe up the remains with cleaner, a mop and towels.
     
    #1 Rockets34Legend, Jan 19, 2005
  2. Nick

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    That's disgusting... I hope Yao doesn't smell it when he (predictably) lands on the floor at some time in Thursday's game. :D (note to all fans reading... I like Yao... don't flame me... this caveat has to basically be standard for every post that people make that criticizes the big fellow in some way, even if its half-joking).
     
    #2 Nick, Jan 19, 2005
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    The dog later said it was a good game.........
















    for him to poop on.
     
    #3 Austin70, Jan 19, 2005
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    what....no pics?
     
    #4 moomoo, Jan 19, 2005
  5. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Now that Cat is gone, Dawg marks his territory.
     
    #5 PhiSlammaJamma, Jan 19, 2005
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    Man, that is crazy. :D
     
    #6 Uprising, Jan 19, 2005
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    If that's what it takes for the Magic to win....
     
    #7 tierre_brown, Jan 19, 2005
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    Huh. Interesting. Here in houston, when we see crap on the court, we just call it the Rockets offense.

    -- droxford
     
    #8 droxford, Jan 19, 2005
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    :D nice...
     
    #9 dreday, Jan 19, 2005
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    Classic.
     
    #10 gucci888, Jan 19, 2005
  11. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Good one.
     
    #11 PhiSlammaJamma, Jan 19, 2005
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    I'll have a Samuel Adams

    Make that TWO samuel adams


    ahahahaha
     
    #12 isoman2kx, Jan 19, 2005
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    #13 olliez, Jan 20, 2005
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