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Does Yao dip his hands in tubs of butter before the game?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by TesseracT, Mar 1, 2009.

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  1. TesseracT

    TesseracT Member

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    This is a serious question.
     
    #1 TesseracT, Mar 1, 2009
  2. northeastfan

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    Worst hands in all basketball ....
     
    #2 northeastfan, Mar 1, 2009
  3. Angkor Wat

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    lol worst than Deke? At least Yao can catch on occasion. With Deke, you have to hand it off to him, even that could be difficult. :D
     
    #3 Angkor Wat, Mar 1, 2009
  4. MD_in_Training

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    Kwame Brown objects to this statement.
     
    #4 MD_in_Training, Mar 1, 2009
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    Amazing thread title. Yao does have scissorhands sometimes. Thank goodness for his downy soft 13-15 shooting nights that make up for it.
     
    #5 napalm06, Mar 1, 2009
  6. Breaker

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    Whatever he does to his hands, he probably do the same thing to his shoes. It would explains why hes always falling down.
     
    #6 Breaker, Mar 1, 2009
  7. henGoOink

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    seriously dude, can he catch
     
    #7 henGoOink, Mar 1, 2009
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    They should have him play dodgeball, except he is not allowed to dodge. :D
     
    #8 daernoth, Mar 1, 2009
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    hahah i almost fell out of my seat when i read that.
     
    #9 ubigred, Mar 1, 2009
  10. rocketgenius

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    he doesn't
    he just owns the slowest reflexes
     
    #10 rocketgenius, Mar 1, 2009
  11. startover

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    Give him a break. It's a b2b game and long travel. He is a big guy. Try to carry 50Lbs and play a game then you will understand how tired he could be.
     
    #11 startover, Mar 1, 2009
  12. TesseracT

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    He's been like this his entire career.
     
    #12 TesseracT, Mar 1, 2009
  13. ubigred

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    He's been in the league for 7yrs....there's nothing new.
     
    #13 ubigred, Mar 1, 2009
  14. v3.0

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    rockets should buy one of these and have Yao go through passing drills

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    #14 v3.0, Mar 1, 2009
  15. startover

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    So you create a thread like this after every game?
     
    #15 startover, Mar 1, 2009
  16. TesseracT

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    um..


    no
     
    #16 TesseracT, Mar 1, 2009
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    He grabed TSlack's balls before the game.
     
    #17 Slamit68, Mar 1, 2009
  18. Rocketsmith

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    I have been thinking this for sometime. I'm sure there are some drills that can improve his hands.
     
    #18 Rocketsmith, Mar 1, 2009
  19. ItsMyFault

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    It's his Chinese Chicken. He eats a lot of it before every game and forgets to wash his hands. His hands become very slippery. He should just stick with an American Hamburger.
     
    #19 ItsMyFault, Mar 1, 2009
  20. esteban

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    I played organized football before I play basketball growing up. Yao's hands can definitely improve by working on the catch drills!
     
    #20 esteban, Mar 1, 2009
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