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Does this count as membership in the Mile High Club?

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  1. Faos

    Faos Member

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    Dude must be very quick otherwise I'm wondering how long she let him spoon in the first place?

    http://wcco.com/topstories/local_story_064172908.html

    Off-Duty NWA Worker Charged With Assault On Flight


    (WCCO) Minneapolis An off-duty Northwest Airlines employee was arrested after a woman on a flight from Seattle complained that the man had ejaculated on her.

    The FBI identified the man as Samuel Oscar Gonzalez, 20, of Lakewood, Wash. He was charged in federal court with simple assault, a misdemeanor.

    It happened on the redeye Monday morning from Seattle to Minneapolis. The woman was headed back to college.

    Near the end of the flight, the FBI said Gonzalez sat next to the woman as she was trying to sleep. He touched her, which she described as spooning, lifted her shirt and then got up and left. Court documents said she felt a warm fluid on her back, clothes and seat after he walked away. She told the officers he had ejaculated on her.

    The woman told the flight attendants about the incident. They moved her to another seat and called police from the air. The crew also moved the man to a seat near the front of the plane until the end of the flight.

    Northwest Airlines Corp. said the flight crew asked that police meet the flight from Seattle when it arrived early Monday in Minneapolis, and that's where officers arrested Gonzalez.

    The victim told her boyfriend she was told Gonzalez is a Northwest employee.

    "I know she was really upset, just kind of confused about what's going on, what's happening," said the victim's boyfriend, Mark, who asked to be identified only by his first name.

    Northwest said that Gonzalez was an equipment service worker, a category that includes baggage handlers, but said he was not working at the time.

    They released a statement that said, “The NWA employee has been suspended pending a review of the incident. Northwest is cooperating fully with law enforcement authorities on this matter."

    The FBI said Gonzalez was detained after his initial appearance in federal court on Monday. He could face up to six months in jail.
     
    #1 Faos, Mar 5, 2007
  2. KingCheetah

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    He got it in her eye?
     
    #2 KingCheetah, Mar 5, 2007
  3. bladeage

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    rofl.
     
    #3 bladeage, Mar 5, 2007
  4. ndnguy85

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    this story doesnt make any sense. a guy comes behind u and hugs u..and then finishes on u..and she didnt do anything??

    how can u even spoon in those tiny seats?
     
    #4 ndnguy85, Mar 5, 2007
  5. Uprising

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    So she didn't resist when he was spooning and had her skirt up?

    I'd expect screams or something.
     
    #5 Uprising, Mar 5, 2007
  6. ndnguy85

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    not skirt. shirt.

    According to an affidavit filed with the complaint, the woman said she was trying to sleep in her seat when the man sat down in an empty seat next to her. She said he touched her, and then got up and left. She then realized what had happened, and told flight attendants, according to the affidavit.
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    KIRO/7 reported that the passenger was midway through the flight when a man sat down between her and another woman. She said she felt her shirt being lifted, then the man touched himself and left, according to KIRO.

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    According to a criminal complaint, a female passenger on Northwest Airlines Flight 154 was traveling from Seattle-Tacoma International Airport. Toward the end of the flight, the woman was trying to sleep in her assigned aisle seat, when Gonzales sat down in the seat next to her.

    The woman told authorities she felt Gonzalez "spoon" her, or cradle her body from behind, and then felt her shirt being lifted up.

    After some time, the man then stood up and walked to the front of the plane.

    The woman then readjusted her shirt, and found "warm fluid on her back and on her side," and also saw the fluid on her clothes and a seat, the complaint stated. She later described the fluid as semen.

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  7. JaWindex

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    So, wait, did he do all of this in a few seconds before she realized what had happened? Fast dude.
     
    #7 JaWindex, Mar 5, 2007
  8. ndnguy85

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    thats my guess. damn. talk about premature ejaculation. :D
     
    #8 ndnguy85, Mar 5, 2007
  9. Uprising

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    oops...shirt not skirt.

    Either way, either he spooned her REALLY quick and blew his load.

    Or she felt her shirt go up, didn't do ANYTHING about it till he had gotten up and left to the front of the plane. And then adjusted her stuff.....ummm...slut? :confused:

    The articles almost make it sound like he would have been A-Okay if he hadn't creamed the seat.
     
    #9 Uprising, Mar 5, 2007
  10. Lil Pun

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    How do you confirm membership in the MHC?
     
    #10 Lil Pun, Mar 5, 2007
  11. thadeus

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    Is it possible to join the mile high club by yourself?
     
    #11 thadeus, Mar 5, 2007
  12. Mr. Brightside

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    I thought the mile high club was for those who could throw a dwarf mile high in the air? Then the dwarf would land on his feet, and punch you in the gut.
     
    #12 Mr. Brightside, Mar 5, 2007
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    Im so confused.
     
    #13 rezdawg, Mar 5, 2007
  14. Faos

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    Memo to self: Don't fall asleep on any flights.
     
    #14 Faos, Mar 6, 2007
  15. Drewdog

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    I guess this is the real version of Jim from American Pie.

    Story doesnt make sense.

    1. How were they spooning? This isnt possible on those crappy cramped seats.

    2. How was he able to lift up her shirt without her waking up?

    3. How did the guy blow it so quickly?

    4. Did other passengers just look away when he was doing his thing?

    I think she is lying.....
     
    #15 Drewdog, Mar 6, 2007
  16. Faos

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    I don't know about the first two, but I'm guessing he was in the same row, across the aisle "prepping" himself, so by the time he got there he was just a stroke or two away from exploding.

    As far as the other passengers, it depends on how many people were on the flight. I've been on a few late flights where many rows didn't have people in them. Simple really.
     
    #16 Faos, Mar 6, 2007
  17. Rashmon

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    So how much was your bail for this incident Samuel Oscar "Faos" Gonzalez?
     
    #17 Rashmon, Mar 6, 2007
  18. swilkins

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    Depends on how egotistical you are.
     
    #18 swilkins, Mar 6, 2007
  19. Surfguy

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    This guy is a quicker draw and shoot than Clint Eastwood.

    So, you do this on a person and it's only a misdemeanor? :eek:
     
    #19 Surfguy, Mar 6, 2007
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