If so... Which "guy" are you??? I'm the guy that's like 15 years younger than everyone else, laughing at other people's lack of professionalism and productivity. I offer very few unrequested opinions and I'm really just gaining experience for my resume. So... Which "guy" are you?
i'm the 23 year old female with decent bewbs in an office of fat, sad, repressed men in their forties and fifties. it's just as dreary as it sounds.
I'm the guy praying my crazy co-worker doesn't go postal one of these days...seriously this dude is f'n nuts...
I'm the dude that looks like the recent college grad who is looking to make friends and hang out for happy hour only for people to realize I'm 32 and I only talk to people at work for the purpose of work-related communication (unless someone is talking Rockets).
I'm the guy whose perfected the art of getting work done and then act like I'm terribly busy the rest time, mostly reading Clutchfans....
The OP sounds a lot like me... I'm probably at least 10 years younger than the average worker here. At least 70 pounds lighter (despite NOT being skinny) and at least twice as educated (despite not finishing college). I do not interact with my coworkers very much but am fairly talkative. The main thing is though, nobody here really knows me. I most definitely have a "real Eric" personality and "work Eric" personality. So they probably think of me as the fake, pretentious a-hole. SIDE NOTE: I've gotta say this finalsbound, that is the first time I've ever seen that spelling of that word, and it totally made my day... hillarious to me for some reason. This will be the millionth time I've ever said this, but the first time I've ever meant it this way: I'm going to be thinking about "bewbs" all day long.
Im the boss, younger than most people in my office. Trying to manage organized chaos. I probably get lots of snide remarks made about me behind my back about being the "golden boy" or "how the f*** is this little b*stard the age of my son running this show when I have been here decades.... etc." I am a pretty laid back Director but stern when I need to be. However you can't please everyone all the time. If you don't step on some toes then your not doing your job.
I'm the quiet guy with the headphones in who spends most of his day on some weird Rockets website. I'm nice and polite to everyone I encounter, occasionally make some people laugh, but never reveal too much about my life outside of work. Definitely a 'work to live' kind of guy, not a 'live to work' kind of guy. Out the door at exactly 4pm every day and not a second later. Sneaks out early on Fridays. The pictures on my desk show that I am probably a lot more fun AWAY from work than I am AT work, but no one here will ever find out.
I'm the sad, repressed man in his fifties discreetly checking out the boobs on the young twenty-somethings in the office. But I'm not fat.
