Yes! I do! A couple of things though: Codell, your like a damn Seinfeld quote machine. RM95 can stay the hell away from me... I notice alot of people that don't wash their hands, so he's definitely not alone
I need the sometimes option. I definetly make sure to wash them if i'm eating or know that i'll be eating soon.
I always wash my hands expecailly if there are others around. However there is one exception and that is at bars. Its just a complete waste of time since you whould have to wash you hands so many times and its also best to avoid touching anything is a bar bathroom. Seriously if you notice hardly anyone washes their hands at bars.
Did y'all know that every time one flushes the toilet whatever's in there sprays little droplets all over the damn bathroom? They discovered this using some kind of ultraviolet-type phosphorescent chemical test... read it in a book, which also mentioned the crap on the doorknob, I think... so pretty much, now, I only pee outside... which is hard when I'm at work... j/k, but not about the droplets spraying...
That one sounds like me. At home I don't usually bother to wash my hands since I don't pee on them, but when I use a public restroom or am at work then I do. Lord only knows what kind of crap lives in public restrooms...
I'm shocked that someone named Hippieloser wouldn't wash their hands after they pee... j/k man, I'm a hippieloser too... not even a good one, cuz I DO wash my hands after I pee, right before I turn off the water using the crap-covered faucet handle and grab the crap-covered doorknob...
You guys who don't wash your hands are nuts, regardless of whether you pee on them or not. You don't think the same conditions that cause jock itch can get on your hands after handling your man meat? How smart is it to touch your eyes afterwards? You can cause some major problems. Your package ain't that far from your poop shoot. You don't think your underwear is a bacteria farm? Do you flush the toilet after you pee in a public bathroom? What about the bacteria and filth from everyone else who flushed the same toilet? Even if none of those were a factor it's just a good idea to wash your hands to keep from spreading cold germs and such. You filthy bastards.
I'd always wash them BEFORE to not get all the crap on my dick, because standardly my dick is clean. The problem is this: If there are people peeing on their hand and then go to the sink and let the water run with their peefull hands then the pee is on the knob. OK, then palmray is also wanting to wash his hands and after washing has to turn the knob where all the pee is. This means you leave the toilet anyway with hands full of pee. But damn, realizing just now that this outrules the meaning of washing the hands before. I'm gonna get me some pampers.
Oh yeah, and to get into too much information territory, does anyone else have those shorts where you get ONE friggin' drop on them, it absorbs outwards to make it look like you have wet yourselves? Another problem is standing too close to a waist-high sink counter that's drenched with water.
Man, some of you people are truly obsessive-compulsive. Did you all have domineering, ultratidy mothers or something? I don't wash my hands after I pee, I haven't for 23 years, and I've never caught any sort of disease or had jock itch on my BAWLZ, let alone my FACE. We've all heard this "Germs live on doorknobs!! Ahhh!!" crap for years, yet no one ever keels over and dies from a doorknob. You know why? Because bacteria and "germs" (exactly what IS a germ?) live EVERYWHERE, inside your mouth, on your computer keyboard, in the air. You can't kill ALL of them, nor do you need to. As long as you're not inhaling someone's sneezes, you aren't gonna die. You aren't even gonna be "dirty." This is the kind of thinking that led to people believing you could get AIDS from a toilet seat. With all that said, though... I DO wash my hands after I take a dump. 'Cause I mean... y'know... I use 'em to manipulate the toilet paper...
The question is, do you want a manly, pumped-up immune system, or a girly, frightened little immune system?
LMAO!!!! Classic! you seriously had me cracking up out loud! I was shushed by the family watching tv.
LOL!!! Exactly!!! I hate it! Then I have to stay in the bathroom for like 5 min to make it evaporate! Man, this thread is cracking me up. this is nice, considering today has been a sad and frieghtful day.
i usually dont wash my hands to much in a public bathroom. there is no point. i usally kick the door open if i can. or use my shirt to open the door. everything in a bathroom is cover with filth anyways. so i dont mind mine, and i try keeping everyone else's getting on me to a minimum.
From Brain Droppings, by George Carlin: "I never wash my hands after using a public restroom. Unless something gets on me. Otherwise, I figure I'm as clean as when I walked in. Besides, the sink is usually filthier than I am. I'm convinced that many of the men I see frantically washing up do not do the same thing at home. Americans are obsessed with appearances and have an unhealthy fixation on cleanliness. Relax, boys. It's only your dick. If it's so dirty that after handling it you need to wash your hands, you may as well just go ahead and scrub your dick while you're at it. Tell the truth. Wouldn't you like to see some guy trying to dry his genitals with one of those forced-air blowing machines that are mounted four feet off the ground?" Also, in case you did not know, urine is completely sterile. It might not be the most enticing thing to have on your hands, but it is sterile. I would be more afraid of the germs you pick up by touching the sink, paper towel dispensers, and doors in the bathrooms. Fortunately for me, I really could care less about germs. As was said earlier, they're EVERYWHERE. They're in your mouth right now. You cannot escape them. And we've been around long enough to build up immunities to a lot of them, to the point where hopelessly washing your hands or avoiding contact with anything that might contain germs is pointless. And to all of you that carry around anti-bacterial hand sanitizers: They've done studies that have shown that all you're doing by constantly killing these harmless germs is creating stronger strains of these same germs, that may not be so harmless.
Dude, all I did was say you didn't wash your hands after going to the bathroom, which you don't. Why so defensive about it?