Do you think you are different from everyone else?

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake.
You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
We are all part of the same compost heap.
We are the all singing, all dancing, crap of the world.

 

but do you truly believe that?

 

Deep thoughts by homeboy1.

Yea, I'm cooler than you. I can probably name a 1,000 indie rock bands without hesitation.

 

Firstly, don't say more unique. Unique is unique. One of a kind. You can't be more of that.
Secondly, if you think you're one in a million... there are 1300 others like you in China.

 

I think you would be cooler if you got an Ed Hardy t-shirt.

 

Don't hate bro. You know what my schedule is like everyday? GTL. That's right. Gym, Tanning, Laundry. Then we hit the clubs, and do mad shots. Every damn day. Just do it!

That's why I'm cooler than 99% of this board. Other than Fatty. But he's not here anymore, so its more like 100%.

 

This one is my favorite...

Spoiler

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8ax96iVmTCI&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8ax96iVmTCI&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

 

What happened to fatty did he get banned?

 

Yeah, he got his fat ass banned. :grin: Rumor has it that he's already taken up a new moniker and he's been posting ever since...

The question is... who is it?!

 

I get that feeling every time I pull out one-eyed Pete in public and everybody gasps and looks in shock at me. :grin:

 

I think I'm definitely smarter and more accomplished than the average person...then again, the average person isn't very smart or very accomplished, so that's not saying much.

 

People are pathetic and insecure, rich or poor this applies to all, it is universal. Our inner douchebag is screaming to get out and be known. The only difference some are materialistically more enabled than others, so each acts according to his abilities and means. Those who can will!

It is what humanity boils down to, so yeah get used to it and move on. Just try to find a thing in life that you are really good at or at least better than most at, and flaunt it. However, if by chance you belong to the majority of people in this world and you are pretty much just a waste of space and resources, then do what the rest of us (especially women, oh this is soooooo true of women) have figured out over thousands of years of social evolution: make sure your best friends and hangout buddies are all at least as pathetic as you are or, preferably, even more so. Learn from what women do: a woman will never befriend or regularly hang out with a group of women that are superior to her, especially when it comes to looks. Women are extremely self-aware in the looks department and they pick their best buddies based on looks more so than other factor. The idea is to not feel back about themselves or feel self-conscious because one of her friends is getting all the attention and she is being ignored. Dont believe me? Carefully study the female packs at your local club, and try to notice the variation in looks within each pack. This theory applies in no less than 95% of the cases. Men are not really like that most of the time, although they are competitive in the material sense (best looking wife or girlfriend, most expensive car, things of that nature). At the core, we are all pitiful creatures, and not as complicated or unique as we like to think. The very few of us, and I mean very few like 1 in a billion, who actually manage to suppress our innate desires are freaks and we know all about them, and usually have "Saint" in front of their names.

Take all of the above as the absolute Truth (with a capital T), take it as your bible and live by it, and you too shall see the Truth

 

Yes.
.