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Do you smell your own farts?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by WhoMikeJames, Feb 14, 2008.

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Do you?

  1. Yes

    94 vote(s)
    90.4%
  2. No

    10 vote(s)
    9.6%
  1. WhoMikeJames

    WhoMikeJames Member

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    I've always wondered why I can stand mine but I cringe at the smell of others.
     
  2. Apollo Creed

    Apollo Creed Contributing Member

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    big time yall

    big time
     
  3. bigbadjon_e

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    I voted yes even though they usually don't stink. Today has been the exception and they are foul.
     
  4. Jeremiah

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    I'm with John. They're usually roses, baby.
     
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    Wrong forum
     
  8. Jeremiah

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    He's f-ing with you, J.
     
  9. bigbadjon_e

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    Sorry, I haven't been on here in a few days. Is Clutch's stickie the new "Hispanic?"?
     
  10. luckystrikes

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    Everyone loves their own brand.
     
  11. IROC it

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    Says "luckystrikes"


    LSMFT
     
  12. Lynus302

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    I fan the sheets and everything.
     
  13. giddyup

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    Love Smelling My Fart Treats

    Can you do better?
     
  14. Uprising

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    I've been smelling my own farts all night. Thank you Chili's.
     
  15. Invisible Fan

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    I can tolerate my lactose intolerant emissions, but what I can't handle is if there's an external source of smell throwing off my immunity, like perfume, fruit peelings in the trashcan, or air freshener.

    Does anyone else question their diet after they lay a rotten egg fart?
     
  16. Lil Pun

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    You kind of have to don't you? Even if you do it and walk away there are always the trails.
     
  17. Yaozer

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    Not necessarily..

    It's there towards the end. I think you walk sideways

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  18. TrailerMonkey

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    The correct question to ask is: "Does the smell of your own farts increase your appetite?" My farts smell like egg-salad sandwiches and always makes me want to eat hotdogs.
     
  19. SwoLy-D

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    WhoMikeJames, I believe it's because it's YOUR BABY, and you always love your creations. :p

    I do smell my own, though, I sure do. I catch them in my hand, then bring them up to my nose. Every now and then, you want to make sure you're letting out normal ones... you don't want to eat EGG and then fart BEANs. :eek:
     
  20. mlwoo

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    So . . .

    Are you asking CAN you smell your own farts or DO you smell your own farts?

    As in "Wow, my beef sure is poignant today." or "After I fart i like to cup the air around my ass and waft it into my face."

    The answer is yes to both.
     

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