Nope. Not even close. Maybe in years past, I could have spent countless hours on teh interwebs... not anymore. Growing up and getting an office job ruined it for me.
Let me guess, they're already doing a commercial for a new "experimental drug" that can cure this? Thank you, United States, for creating another "condition" we didn't know about. "Do you suffer from staying up late to send emails via your web-based email or get into fights with your significant others because you use the interWeb too much? Do you forget to eat or sleep because you have to respond to StoryTime with mlwoo? Do you recite phrases like 'this post is useless without pictures' or 'in before the lock' or 'Sura faints'? Do you crave posting a blog or responding to celebrity rumor sites? You may have a condition called InterWebudo. Webon can help you. Clinical studies have shown that people who take Webon reduce the amount of posts on forums, chat rooms, blogs, and checking HotMail. gMail, and Yahoo! mail. If you're pregnant or may be pregnant, or may get someone pregnant, you should not take Webon. People who used WebOn experienced paying too much for insignificant drugs, reduced costs of interweb service provider bills, minimizing emails. Some side effects include diarrhea, vomiting, coughing, sneezing, aching, stuffy head fever, so you can't rest easily. Talk to your doctor about Webon. And live a happier life."
