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DO YOU HATE THIS OR ANY TEAM AS MUCH AS I DO

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by rday, Mar 12, 2008.

  1. rday

    rday Member

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    I just posted this in the LAL comments thread. Even though I said I wouldn't, I feel I've released so much hatred that I can't possibly hide these posts on the second page of a thread. There is no way that anyone hates a team as much as I hate the Lakers. I challenge you to prove otherwise. Somehow, someway, destiny led all the people that I hate the most to join one team (excluding Lamar Odom and not including Bruce Bowen(if Bruce was on this team the universe might implode)). The following is my response to unidentified Fakers players saying that they want to meet us undefeated so they can deflower us:

    The following should have it's own thread, but I'm afraid it wouldn't be productive:

    Things to hate about the Lakers:
    1. Kobe Bryant
    2. Phil Jackson
    3. Their ridiculous court lighting
    4. Their colors
    5. Their city
    6. Their state
    7. Their announcers
    8. Fisher using his sick daughter to sneak back on the team
    9. Bynam being dubbed as the second coming of Shaq after two weeks of good play by "the network"
    10. Greg Anthony's man crush on Kobe
    11. Stephen A's man crush on Kobe
    12. ESPN's man crush on Kobe
    13. ABC's man crush on Kobe
    14. Bill Walton's man crush on Kobe
    15. Luke Walton's slow evolution into the white Rick Fox
    16. The highway robbery that was the Pao Gasol trade
    17. Pao Gasol's soccer flopping
    18. Ronny Turiaf
    19. Jack Nicholson
    20. That guy with the stupid hat and sun glasses that sits next to Jack
    21. Officiating and league conspiracies that make all the calls go their way
    22. Every lucky ass last second shot in the playoffs that Horry, Fisher, or George ever made
    23. I could go on for so long...

    Nothing would be sweeter than walking in on a 21 game streak and beating the piss out of them Sunday and TAKING the western conference lead (even if it's only for a game as Boston will be a tough challenge).

    The Lakers are an absolute joke. They have no chance in the playoffs; they don't play D and they're relying on insane shooting nights to win. When Utah or Houston or San Antonio turn up the heat on these guys in the postseason, mark my words, they will fall apart.

    PS- Save the NBA, LeBron James for MVP
     
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    ... ick
     
  3. ACID

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    I would add the Mavs and the Jazz to that list.
     
  4. Acedude

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    As much as I dislike the Lakers, that is below the belt...
     
  5. ClutchCityReturns

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    I think you hate the Lakers because they're damn good, whether you admit it or not.
     
  6. rday

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    Not if it's the truth.
     
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    i love ronny turiaf he is a perfect role player, if we didnt have so many i would want him on this team. Other then that i hate the lakers too probaly more even more then the jazz or spurs.
     
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    I've got a die hard Lakers fun at office and another at home (wife), I told them a week ago it will be blow out win (10 point at least) for Rockets! They are so pissed off that I don't have one min in peace now. God let Sunday come early, will you?!
     
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    the only thing good about lakers is PJ, oh of course, how refs love them.
    without pj, they are just junk.
     
  10. jasonemilio

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    I have to say, this is a low-blow and is uncalled
    Huh? Thats pretty random. You must watch a lot of Lakers game to know who sits where and whatnot.

    As much as I hate Kobe, I would rather pick him for MVP than Lebron, and he deserves it more than someone who is dominating in the East.

    But yeah, other than that I hate the Lakers, although your hatred probably goes much deeper....
     
  11. pippendagimp

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    I don't hate everything about the fakers...only the following:

    1. peg-leg phil jackson
    2. kobe the f@cking rapist
    3. gasshole the whiny flopping vagina
    4. that gremlin lookin scrub farmar
    5. clueless faker fans
    6. fakers sixth man dick bavetta
     
  12. RiceDaddy07

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    " Deflower us "? Come on. This more like Josh Harnett in 40 Days and 40 Nights who gets on a remarkable streak and the Lakers are the town slut who thinks she can get the Rockets to break that incredible achievement.
     
  13. rday

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    We have a winner. You may hate them as much or more. Calling Farmar a gremlin was a nice touch.
     
  14. ibm

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    c'mon, "f@cking rapist"? don't you think that was a little redundant? :D they're probably gonna give the mvp to him this year though.
     
  15. rday

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    My brother just spit coffee on his computer screen when I read that to him.
     
  16. HillBoy

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    Shouldn't this entire thread be over in NBA Dish?
     
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    What he said. Those are my two most hated teams.
     
  18. cody

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    i don't hate the lakers as much as i used to... my top 5 hated players off all time are:

    1) Karl Malone
    2) Rick Fox
    3) Derek Fisher
    4) Kobe Bryant

    When they all played for the lakers that 1 season, i couldn't stand them. I couldn't stand the Jazz because of Malone. and i hate fisher and fox because they take the flopping to another level. one would add divac, started it, but in his defense, he only really used it against Shaq, when there was clearly no way to stop Shaq at that point of his career..
     
  19. rhadamanthus

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    Seconded. OP needs to get a life.
     
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    1. Jazz (90s)
    2. Spurs (00s)
    3. Celtics (80s)
     

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