I always pull into gas pumps opposite my tank, then after I turn my car around I realize that I'm on the wrong freaking side again! Now that's stupid...
I'm always trying to think up new material for aspiring comics. Seriously......I eat too much. Then I regret it. Then I get hungry....and do it again. Now that's stupid.
Semi-off topic, but (for men) do you use your toilet at home as a urinal or do you sit down all the time? Personally I sit because it keeps things cleaner - what about the rest of you?
I've got a buddy that's so stupid and cheap until instead of buying car speakers he put computer speakers in his car... ...now everytime he turns on his radio it says "You've got mail"
Anytime I'm ever walking on any tiled surface, I find my feet movements match that of a knight in chess. That being two forward or to the side, and one up or to the side. Usually it is not even a concious thing on my part, but I always walk like that if the tiles are sized right for it. And I don't even like chess. Also, I always bang my knee on the EXACT same spot of my desk...every freaking day.
I hope you're not putting that into your act. GS, nothing says "marking my territory" like a sticky bathroom floor. As for the topic. No, I never do anything stupid. Not once, not twice.
When I go to bed, I walk through my house with the lights off. I forget to turn the light on in my bedroom before I've shut everything else in the house off. I'm always banging my head or foot against something, yet the next night, I do it all over again.
I sit at night so I don't have to mess with any lights. We live out in the country and it gets <b>dark</b> at night!
I've lived in my house for seven years and I still can't remember which side of the wall the damn dining room light switch is on. I reach for the wrong side every single time.