Whenever my wife and I have sexy times, we dispose of the condom by wrapping it in toilet paper and then throwing them in the trash can in the bathroom. Our cat loves the things and will actively seek them out whenever it senses one in the trash. We find used condoms everywhere, or we used to before we would shut the bathroom door but sometimes we forget.....hey sexy times can make you forget. The gross thing is the condoms are.....cleaned out when we find them. Any other cat owners have this issue? If so, what do you do to alleviate it?
Gross. Why not flush the condoms (or get an IUD for her)? We had a dog that used to eat her dirty panties. Pets are gross.
Married people have sex?? How do I tame my overly active p***y??? Is there a how-to on flushing a toilet????
Condoms for married people? Then what's the point of getting married? And damn bro. Your cat feasting on your splooge has got to be illegal or at least a sin.
Cats are weird my dog does smell and lick panties, though, and brings them back to me. but, you know how dogs are. They just copy what you do.
Flushing is not an option considering we're on septic. Birth control causes health issues with her which is why she doesn't use them. Condom usage isn't a big deal and we don't use them all the time if we have spermicide inserts. Yes, our dog will eat hers and my underwear.
My cats don't go for condoms, but they love the hell out of just about every other funky smell. They pull used Q tips and band aids out of the trash, and they dive head first into really ripe used underwear, and musty bath mats. Cats have a stronger sense of smell than dogs. My suggestion - get some zip lock baggies, place them near the trash in the bathroom. The other thing is my cats love to bat around small plastic things - especially the rings from milk bottles and similar. Does your cat play with it, or just stick it's nose into it?
Welp it's official. I'm never getting married, not having to wear a condom was the only selling point.
