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[Disgusting] Man in Ohio drinks...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by oomp, Feb 24, 2006.

  1. oomp

    oomp Member

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    Boys' Urine
    :eek:

    http://www.nbc4i.com/news/7302651/detail.html#


    Police: Man Hides In Bathrooms, Drinks Boys' Urine
    Man Previously Convicted Of Rape

    POSTED: 5:36 pm EST February 21, 2006
    UPDATED: 7:21 pm EST February 21, 2006

    COLUMBUS, Ohio -- A disturbing case was discovered Tuesday about a Central Ohio man who allegedly told police he likes to drink the urine of adolescent boys.

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    Alan Patton


    Alan Patton, 54, is in jail after allegedly telling Gahanna police that he enjoys drinking urine.

    Detective Ron Fithen interviewed Patton after he was arrested while leaving a movie theater last weekend.

    "Listening to his describe it, it's like listening to a crack or cocaine addict. He's addicted to children's urine," Fithen said.

    According to police, Patton said he's been drinking urine for years.

    "He told us he's been doing it over 40 years, since he was 7 years old," Fithen said.

    Police said Patton goes to family restaurants and movie theaters and waits for boys in a bathroom stall. Investigators said he shuts off the water to the child-level urinal and puts a cup in the bottom.

    Patton allegedly told police that he leaves the stall after the child leaves.

    "He goes back and retrieves the cup and drinks the urine," Fithen said.

    Police said Patton told them it makes him sick, but that it's almost spiritual to him. He allegedly added, "I like it because it makes me closer to them -- like I'm drinking their youth."

    A New Albany father played a role in Patton's arrest. He told someone at a movie theater that Patton was staring at his son in the bathroom. The theater employee then called police.

    Officials said Patton is a registered sexual predator, who was convicted of rape 13 years ago.

    Police believe Patton has been collecting and drinking urine in cities around Central Ohio, including Hilliard, Westerville, Dublin, Worthington and Gahanna.
     
  2. macalu

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    lol, i accidently posted this article in a link in the Powerball thread. apparently, the mods deleted it.
     
  3. Davidoff

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    Why cant guys just stick to the standard two women fantasy??
     
  4. hotballa

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    Because it's no longer taboo. we see the two women stuff so much nowadays, some people need to do something else to get their swerve on.
     
  5. MR. MEOWGI

    MR. MEOWGI Contributing Member

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    What a freak! Nothing but girl urine for me. :cool:
     
  6. BigSherv

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    Wow, you eanred yourself the WTF post award for the day. That man is nuts.
     
  7. OmegaSupreme

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    the mods probably told you, "urine the wrong thread".
     
  8. SWTsig

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    yes..... 3 girls.
     
  9. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    With the way things are going, pretty soon it will be 3 girls who are related to each other
     
  10. oomp

    oomp Member

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    Hef is already doing that.

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  11. SWTsig

    SWTsig Member

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    this pic deserves to be quoted.
     
  12. pradaxpimp

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    who hasn't made their buddy do this?
     
  13. nyquil82

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    Complete this quote:

    "I drank his _____ with some fava beans and a nice Chianti"
     
  14. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    Well, I guess he didn't want...

    uh, sounds like he should have.....

    the only thing that would make this story better would be.....





    DAMMIT, I got nothing!!!! :mad: :mad:
     
  15. Saint Louis

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    Triplets anyone? The double-mint twins are so yesterday.
     
  16. BMoney

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    No, no, no..you're getting Hef's fantasy all wrong....he has four blondes change his diaper. Sexy.
     
  17. Mr. Brightside

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    Many Chinese drink urine for good health.

    Maybe even Yao does!! :eek: :eek:

    Even the Bible says to drink your own urine:

    "Drink water from your own cistern, flowing water from your own well."

    -The Book of Proverbs 5:15

    So I guess if Jesus does it you should too.
     

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