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Dirk Nowitzki Had A Traditional Kenyan Wedding

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by BigBird, Jul 30, 2012.

  1. amaru

    amaru Member

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    She's attractive
     
  2. Raven

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    Yes he could. The dude is probably worth a 100+ million. He could have married a 20 year old Olympic beach volleyball player if he wanted.

    Provided he could find one that wasn't lesbian.
     
  3. da_juice

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    Not my personal preference- but shes kinda hot. I'd probably tap. Dirk ain't too good looking himself.

    However, we're all missing the bigger picture. If they have a son- it'll be black Dirk. A 6'10 3 point shooting, fast, bulky power forward with hops. We gotta tank for him.
     
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    Lmao at the last part. That is not a bad point. Get the #Tank4KenyanDirk twitter going.
     
  5. Carl Herrera

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    She is Swedish-Kenyan. Kenya is more known for distance runners than sprinters. So, the kid will probably be more Reggie Miller than Lebron James.
     
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    LOL at the people saying she ugly. they most likely white
     
  7. felixng2012

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    So essentially Durant except the bulky part?
     
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    cept she's half and half too.....
     
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    Can't blame them. She doesn't look as good in the wedding pics as other pics.
     
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    She looks wife material, who cares if she's not the ultimate bombshell if the man is happy. Plus, some European men see goddesses when they come across mixed woman, Dirk seems to fit that bill.
     
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    Most people have never had international women. You will never want a white woman in your life again!
     
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    She's tall. Definitely 5'10, perhaps 6'0. Their children will be NBA beasts.
     
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    I lol'd so hard at this!
     
  14. Raven

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    Racist post is racist.
     
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    What's with internet posters thinking that woman is not beautiful? Dirk on the other hand is ugly as ****.
     
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    Can somebody do a conan o'brien skit of 'if they mated'?
     
  17. ferrari77

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    No he couldn't- in terms of how beautiful she is.
    Not every 20 year old Olympic Beach Volleyball player is hot.

    Jessica Olsson is a beautiful chick and has her ish together. Dirk could have probably pulled a random blonde fake bodied Dallas chick but he went for this one. Well done by him imo.
     
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    Congrats Dirk. She's really beautiful :). But is he the anti-Kobe or something? :grin:
     
  19. daywalker02

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    Dude put it wrong....
    International women have more skills than the average one
     
  20. SmeggySmeg

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    with better hair :)
     

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