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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by SamFisher, Mar 14, 2006.

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  1. SamFisher

    SamFisher Member

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    So my cable service isn't functioning properly. I only get broadcast, public access, and like c-span, and it doesn't even come in HD. This sucks, as I just got a cool new HDTV and there's nothing to watch..............except I magically get Playboy Espanol for free 24/7.

    So - free p*rn and crappy channels or good channels and no free p*rn? God or Mammon?

    decisions... :mad:
     
  2. MadMax

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    didn't you see this episode of Friends? :)
     
  3. Master Baiter

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    I'd go with good channels. You can get free p*rn on the internet and it isn't like the Playboy channel is good p*rn anyway.
     
  4. SamFisher

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    I forgot what happened, but that's totally what I thought of. I mean, I was eating a bowl of cereal this morning before work, and was like "Hey, it's 8:30 AM, let's see what's on the porno channel!"

    I tend to agree, it's just the idea of getting something for nothing - technically it's a superior value proposition.
     
  5. thegary

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    how ironic that Master Baiter was so quick to respond.
     
  6. swilkins

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    You don't have to say anything about the La Coocha channel.

    Tell them to fix the problem and hope that you have a bonus, when it's done.
     
  7. ima_drummer2k

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    That's disgusting. It would be nice if half of the internet didn't involve some sort of p*rn. Internet p*rn has really morphed into the scourge of our society and has led to the downfall of many families.*






    *Do you know where to get the good files? All the files on Limewire are corrupt. Thanks in advance.
     
  8. macalu

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    you sound like a man who's got all his bases covered. :D
     
  9. wnes

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    I'd go with a package that offers a free 24x7 dance dance revolution channel. :p
     
  10. gifford1967

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    Isn't that like the opposite of irony.
     
  11. Rockets2K

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    newsgroups....get agent and use your isp's news server, or even better get a subscription to giganews ;)
     

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