Game 1: 6 pts, 2-10 fg(0-6 3pt), 7 rb, 2 assists, 43 minutes Game 2: 5 pts, 2-6 fg(1-3 3pt), 4 rb, 4 assists, 41 minutes
I can probably run up and down the floor for 41 minutes and score 6 points. I don't get why they don't play Brandon Bass or Ryan Anderson. Bass can at least defend KG better and Ryan Anderson could at least shoot better.
Orlando is looking like the Mavs right now. Settling for jumpers all night (R Lewis specifically). Nobody is consitently trying to attack the rim. Carter starts then does a fadeaway move... They need Jameer to get going and start hitting his mid-range shots like he was in the first two series'. Oh well, they really surpised me. I had them beating Boston in 6 games. Not looking like that will happen. Boston is looking strong. I like their physical brand of ball. I kinda want to see them play LA again.
Rashard Lewis didn't sleep with Dwight's mom. Former Rocket Joe "Jellybean" Bryant, however, did sleep with Kobe's mom.
Jellybean never slept with Kobe's mom. They actually had a test tube baby as part of a special experimental process to create a super athlete. While the experiment was largely successful, there were a couple of minor side effects that caused the offspring to have both douchebag and rapist tendencies.
The knock on Rashard coming out was that he was a tweener. After dispelling that, it is now once again defining him - as a mediocre player.