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Denise Richards mad at butt enhancement

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Old School, May 27, 2002.

  1. Old School

    Old School Member

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    I knew it looked too good to be true. Either way, Charley Sheen is a lucky man.

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    Denise Richards is apparently hopping mad because studio artists have exercised a little more, ahem, enthusiasm than required when rendering her fine self on a poster for her upcoming movie Undercover Brother. Seems the poster boys in question got a little carried away and digitally enhanced the former Bond girl's derriere, adding extra poundage in the posterior area.

    'I slammed on the brakes when I saw it. I saw it at a bus stop and I thought, 'What the hell did they do to my a***?' Richards told IMDB.com. 'Plus I got all these phone calls from my girlfriends saying, 'What did they do to you? You look ridiculous!'

    Taking a good long look at the poster in question, for purely journalistic purposes of course, and comparing it with earlier pictures, it has to be said that Richard's booty does look like it's been fiddled with (if you'll excuse the pun).
     
  2. MadMax

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    let's see...

    she's gorgeous in the "before" picture

    she's gorgeous in the "after" picture

    what's the problem?
     
  3. dylan

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    Ok, I may be the dumbest man on earth or something but someone please explain the "pun" to me. What does fiddling have to do with butts? How is there a pun?

    The only thing I can think of is he's trying to equate fiddled with filled. If so, that's one weak ass pun (if you'll excuse the... ahhhh, never mind).
     
  4. rockHEAD

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    ok, so who's got the before and after pics?
     
  5. R0ckets03

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    Umm...I think the two meanings are that someone has been messing around with her ass in real life and the other can be someone has been messing with her ass on a computer. His real meaning is suppose to be the latter, but the dirty minded ones will be thinking of the first meaning. Dork! ;)
     
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    can't believe you didn't get that.
    or were you just kidding?
     
  7. haven

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    I agree with Dylan. That's not a pun. The meaning varies based on the context of the sentence, sure... but the word itself is unimportant, here.
     
  8. drapg

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    can't we quit the bickering and bask in the glory of denise richards? ahhhhh! much better!

    :D
     
  9. BigM

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    "wild things" was an awesome movie. i have it on dvd for one reason. :eek:
     
  10. gr8-1

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    I wish my butt looked like that.
     
  11. red

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    mmmmmmmmmmm butterific...
     
  12. Old School

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    re: pun

    I got this news from a UK entertainment page. Maybe it's just brit humor, er, humour as they would say.


    os
     
  13. JBIIRockets

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    A girl's face can't get any better. I bet Charlie Sheen is loving life right now.
     
  14. RocketMan Tex

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    Her butt is like buttah, whipped and unsalted. Why is she with a loser like Charlie Sheen? Oh yeah, I forgot....$$$$$CASH$$$$$$
     
  15. Isabel

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    Guess she's jealous because she probably exercises like crazy and gave up eating forever, only to have her butt added back in digitally. She could have saved herself the trouble.

    Some of us... our derrieres come enhanced naturally. A mediocre work-out schedule and diet consisting partially of American Fast Food will do that, no hi-tech stuff required. Hey, maybe this means we should be models! Most men I know seem to like a few curves in the right places. And you know what Sir Mix-A-Lot said!
     
  16. PhiSlammaJamma

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    Does anyone have these photos in IMAX-3D so I can be absolutely sure.
     

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