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Defending yourself in a bar fight

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by jcee15, Oct 30, 2008.

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  1. jcee15

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    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9fWfxrPQG5U&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9fWfxrPQG5U&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

    Hilarious, create distance and grab a chair.
     
    #1 jcee15, Oct 30, 2008
  2. Jeremiah

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    This is the only move you need to know:

    [​IMG]
     
    #2 Jeremiah, Oct 30, 2008
  3. jcee15

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    Did you watch the video or did you go straight to your hard drive?
     
    #3 jcee15, Oct 30, 2008
  4. Rocket River

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    and Educational!

    Rocket River
    . . now where is my local bar *grin*
     
    #4 Rocket River, Oct 30, 2008
  5. Davidoff

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    LMAO, I love how it changed from the bar scene to a ring with them doing some kinda karma sutra type of position..
     
    #5 Davidoff, Oct 30, 2008
  6. jcee15

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    Wrong move, don't do that to el guapo
     
    #6 jcee15, Oct 30, 2008
  7. Apollo Creed

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    I just ask macbeth for advice
     
    #7 Apollo Creed, Oct 30, 2008
  8. cson

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    Plus, once you've killed the guy you get to ride in a real life POlice Car!!!

    "Headbutt outta nothing!"
     
    #8 cson, Oct 30, 2008
  9. bladeage

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    You gotta act like you got this tick right... like the army did some experiment on you that went terribly wrong. And as the person approaches you, you yell out "BACK UP!...BACK UP!!..mind ya bidnezz thats all.....mind, ya bidnezz."
     
    #9 bladeage, Oct 30, 2008
  10. meggoleggo

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    Is that... a Fresh Prince reference???
     
    #10 meggoleggo, Oct 30, 2008
  11. Oski2005

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    "Don't you evar. do. dis." I saw this a while ago and then I saw a parody of it from some MTV Canada show:

    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mP00LHxMwZk&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mP00LHxMwZk&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
    There are 3 more.
     
    #11 Oski2005, Oct 30, 2008
  12. ima_drummer2k

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    Uh, yeah. I can’t tell you how many times that exact scenario has happened to me. It just happened last Sunday at church. That old lady had it coming, though.
     
    #12 ima_drummer2k, Oct 30, 2008
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    After watching this I realize I don't ever want to be in a bar fight... especially with a UFC guy.
    And Oski, that's hilarious.
     
    #13 Yonkers, Oct 30, 2008
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    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    Yep, you never want to be in a bar fight. The one thing Bas doesn't show is the guys hitting you with a chair from behind.
     
    #15 rockbox, Oct 30, 2008
  16. BiGGieStuFF

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    Create some distance and grab a meat hook??
     
    #16 BiGGieStuFF, Oct 30, 2008
  17. Mulder

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    Worked in a bar for 5+ years saw plenty of fights. They are usually a MASSIVE mismatch between:

    ONE: a drunk *******

    TWO: a guy who knows how to fight

    Everyone else just blows the drunk off...
     
    #17 Mulder, Oct 30, 2008
  18. Surfguy

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    These days...they usually end up with somebody being shot in the parking lot after the fact. It's not worth it.
     
    #18 Surfguy, Oct 30, 2008
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    Unfortunately the club fights I've seen were never 1 on 1, and none of us here is Chuck Norris or Ron Artest.
     
    #19 Ikorose, Oct 30, 2008
  20. SwoLy-D

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    Psshhh... last time that happened to me, I threw my opponent across the bar and cursed mo' fo' out... and then her girlfriends all ganged up on me. :(
     
    #20 SwoLy-D, Oct 30, 2008
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