This is Reported True by Snopes: Every month in "The Journal of Human Sexuality," they publish a "case of the month." One of my favorites involved a married woman who went to the gynecologist complaining of a malodorous discharge. The doctor performed an exam, but the discharge wasn't characteristic of any of the usual maladies that sometimes plague women. He wasn't all that alarmed, though, until the results of the pap smear came back. The report indicated that the cells "weren't human." It didn't venture a guess as to the origin of the cells — it just indicated they weren't a type of cell that you'd see in a human being. The doctor asked the woman to come back for a repeat exam. He put her in the stirrups, inserted his speculum into the woman's vagina, and scooped out a large piece of loose, decaying flesh. Remarkably, it looked like a long tongue, but certainly not a human tongue. The woman, upon questioning, finally confessed that her husband was a hunter. He had recently brought home a deer and gutted and dressed it in their garage. She saw the tongue, admired its length, and had snuck off with it to use as a masturbatory aid. She didn't remember leaving it up there.
I was eating breakfast when I clicked on this thread. I didn't even think you were using "score" in that context, since the subject was "deer". Nothing that awful would have occurred to me. Surely, somehow, please tell me this is not true.
This is the part I don't get. How could you forget? That had to be one really well use, uh, you know. It reminds me of the guy who got sick from the decaying sandwich that he lost in the folds of his fat.
Because I found the story a bit too outlandish, I clicked the link. Some of snopes' comments make it slightly more reasonable (but only slightly):
I'm not sure which is more scary, the fact that this happens or the fact that it happens often enough that there is a specific term for it.
Reminds me of the story of the woman who woke up one morning with severe stomach/vaginal pain, rushed to the toilet, let out a streaming mass of clumpy black matter, and feinted from shock, killed when her head struck the side of the toilet. Investigators found a dead lobster with a charred face in the house. Apparently, the woman had bought the lobster, stuck its tail into her vagina, and held a lighter onto its face to make him twitch around, giving her pleasure. What she hadn't counted on, however, was that the lobster would lay eggs inside of her, which is exactly what happened, and exactly what she released into the toilet. Whatever happened to just using your hands? It seems to be a clear alternative to beastiality.
This is the type of thread that you don't want to admit reading, but then send it around to everyone to read..... Freaking SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
My older sister went to high school with this girl who was Pentecostal. Apparently, her religion was bringing her down because she *supposedly* stuck a hot dog up her vagina and it got stuck! She had to go to the doctor to get it removed. Now, of course, I am only going by what my sister told me - so who knows if it really happened. However, this girl's last name was Hardin and this one guy who she detested but had his locker right next to her, called her "Hot Dog" Hardin for the rest of the school year!
You know, i have heard this story over and over again from many different people and almost every single time it's a girl telling it about her "friend" I bet this is one of the most common things doctors see in the emergency rooms.
