Rockets, I have been your champion of positivity over the years. I have not let faith go down the drain for you guys. I believe in my heart of hearts that you will win in dramatic fashion, and quite the haters. But one reason I want you guys to win, not only for the power and glory of the city of Houston, but for the sheer reason of shutting up my b**** ass co-worker, who is a "devout" Jazz fan from Utah. I hear her talk all day about how wonderful Utah is, how great the people are, and how much she loves the Jazz. She talks about how inferior the city of Houston is, and that it doesnt even compare to Salt Lake, or Logan, whatever the hell podunck town that is. PLEASE, Please for the love of God win, not only to shut up other stupid Jazz fans, but to shut up this girl. You will make my year! Fan-4-Life cwebbster (she has been pissing me off all season, can't you tell ) This is an actual experience with the un-godly species of what one may call a Utah Jazz fan.