Dealing with thieves....

go over to this persons house, put a gun to his head, demand your ipod back and if he doesn't give it to you, take it back.

 

unless you're 100% sure, let it slide.

the worse thing you can do is accuse an innocent person of theft. everything will go down hill and isn't worth it unless you have proof or you're 100% absolutely sure this person stole your good.

 

Serial number my friend, serial number.

 

I usually suggest taking the law into your own hands.

Its what separates us from the Russians.


wait...

 

If you don't want to confront the person just steal something from them. Or steal something from someone else to recoup the loss. Its karma. So if you do something bad you are just making up for the bad done to you Nobody ever thinks of it that way. I should write a book.

 

if someone in your family gets murdered, it makes it ok for you to go out and murder an innocent stranger? hehe

 

I catch people stealing for a living, someone said it right "you gotta be 100% sure!'

 

steal your ish back and then pee in their Listerine and drop a deuce in the toilet tank (i forgot the term for this)

 

you definitely confirm with one of your friends that the person you suspect actually did the crime.

then confront them about the issue, and never give that person the benefit of the doubt, because your trustworthy friend can never lie about witnessing the crime.

the file a complaint with property owner that a crime has been committed by a shady individual.

then hopefully they'll be fired. oh wait.

 

Get yourself some lumber and take care of bidness

 

strangely enough, it works... i should know

 

Cut off their hands and hang it in a place for all other would be thieves to see.

 

.....
"Say hello - to my lil' friend"...

 

I would confront the Hispanic cleaning lady at your work.

 

Check this HI thread out

http://www.houston-imports.com/forums/showthread.php?t=465933

 

tell the police