Deadly ride on the Savanna -- Cheetah vs. Ostrich

True dat. Wildebeest, gazelles and lions are all faster, but not by a whole lot. The ostrich is the fastest bird on land, however (40-45 mph).

 

I'm suddenly in the mood for some cheetos.

 

Ironic that I imagine that narrator's accent in my head when reading KingCheetah's posts.

 

"Its the FIERCEST killer in the animal kingdom"

 

I hate Nature

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Awesome.

 

Damn, now I feel bad for rawfle

 

omg lawl

 

"apparently we were underground. whatever."

 

I Hate Nature 2

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Isn't that the narrator from "The Gods Must be Crazy"? (Part II probably? Is there a part III?)

 

This one is even better than the first. This kind of humor fits me to a T.

 

FIRST VIDEO: the guys "arranged" for the ostrich to be chased by the cheetah. Big mistake. OWNED at the end...

SECOND VIDEO: should have been named Gazelle PWNs Cheetah and Hyena.

The "I Hate Nature" is hilarious. Imagine Attenborough hosting SNL.

 

I thought the second was better, as well. But I did not want to give you guys the true reality of how bad nature really is all at once.

 

The guys that did the "I Hate Nature" vids seem to be the same ones that did the "Akon Calls T-Pain video" :

http://www.oldeenglish.org/podcast/akon-calls-t-pain

 

Goodness...right in front of the kittens. How inappropriate!!!