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David Letterman's tribute to Hakeem Olajuwon

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  1. bcdjad

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    From the "Late Night" Top Ten archives at http://www.cbs.com/latenight/latesh..._archive1995/ls_topten_archive_19950620.shtml , here is David Letterman's "Top Ten List" from June 20, 1995.



    Top Ten Good Things About Being a Two-Time NBA Champion


    10. Just six more championships, and you'll have an eight-peat

    9. Every time you eat a Dorito in public, you make a cool million bucks

    8. Get to co-anchor CBS News with Dan Rather

    7. When you eat at Howard Johnson's, they slip you a couple extra fried clams

    6. When you go to Disneyworld, Mickey has to kiss your ass

    5. For some reason, after you win the title twice, those cute Doublemint Twins start hanging around

    4. Every night for the rest of your life, you're bathin' in Gatorade!

    3. Hakeem will become the most popular name for newborn babies

    2. Congratulatory lap dance from Marv Albert

    1. Get to meet Batman!
     
  2. drapg

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    I don't get #9... :(
     
  3. UNMKT4

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    #9- As in you'll become popular and you'll be making hundreds of commericals and everybody would want you to promote their "ad".
     
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    Man, that was 7 years ago. It seems like just yesterday Dave joined CBS.
     
  6. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    Hakeem and Shaq used to make commercials for Doritos.
     
  7. drapg

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    wow, i must be getting old b/c i really don't remember those commercials! man old age is just creeping up on me!
     
  8. Smokey

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    I thought Hakeem and Shaq made commercials for Taco Bell. Maybe for Doritos also.
     
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    Courtesy of Pepsico


    IRVINE, Calif.--(BUSINESS WIRE)--March 21, 1997 — Shaquille O'Neal, super agent Leonard Armato and L.A. Lakers Executive Vice President Jerry West team up for the first time in a new Taco Bell commercial. Derek Fisher, Eddie Jones and L.A. Lakers Girls are also featured.

    The commercial reveals that Shaq is suffering from a mysterious neck injury. Shaq's insatiable craving for delicious Taco Bell tacos causes him to bend his neck sideways with every bite resulting in what the team doctor has diagnosed as "Taco Neck Syndrome," commonly referred to as T.N.S.

    "The good news is that Shaq's Taco Neck Syndrome actually helps his shooting," said Peter Waller, Senior Vice President, Marketing, Taco Bell Corp. "This commercial is a natural for Shaq because he's doing two of his favorite things, playing basketball and eating tacos."

    "He's eating so many tacos, and obviously the Lakers are concerned about that, because we think it might impact his performance when he starts playing again," said Jerry West. "The solution is to get people to eat more tacos on the other side."

    Leonard Armato, Shaq's manager/attorney and chairman of MPE (Management Plus Enterprise) commented, "There's a clear indication from the medical community that they're going to have to have tacos on the bench, so that he'll be able to eat tacos from the trainer on the left side of the bench, and then the coach on the right side of the bench, so it all should balance out. The solution is to get people to eat more tacos."

    PARALLELS TO JERRY MAGUIRE:

    According to Shaq, the character Jerry Maguire was patterned after his agent Leonard Armato who is making his commercial debut in this Taco Bell spot.

    Asked if Shaq ever demanded "show me the money," Armato said, "No, he only said show me the tacos."

    "Contrary to what most people think, agents really do a great job with their players for the most part," said Jerry West, Executive Vice President, Basketball Operations, L.A. Lakers. "I think the most important thing for an agent is to have his client's best interest at heart."

    "Tom Cruise in Jerry Maguire was an over-the-top guy," said Leonard Armato. "He would probably not only have gone broke, but he would have had to have a night job as well dealing with a client who didn't have any income."

    Armato added, "To have one client like Shaquille O'Neal would be the most ideal situation of all time." When asked what did Shaq ask from you when he first signed on, Armato responded, "I think most people when they're going from college to professional athletics don't have a great vision of what the future will hold. I think he really wanted someone he could trust, someone he felt could look out for his best interests.

    "The one thing that's very similar between the relationship I have with him, and the relationship you saw between Tom Cruise and Cuba Gooding is that you really do take care of the person, you really want to look out for them all the time. Not only when they're injured, but when they're healthy, when times are good, when times are bad."

    The Shaq Taco Neck Syndrome commercial is scheduled to air next week during prime time on network television. A second T.N.S. commercial called "Doctor" will air around the same time. The 30-second commercials were created by Bozell Worldwide.

    The Taco Neck Syndrome commercial is Shaquille O'Neal's fourth ad campaign for Taco Bell since signing on in 1995. Shaquille O'Neal and Hakeem Olajuwon starred in Taco Bell's Double Decker Taco advertising and won USA Today's Ad Track as one of the most watched, most effective spots ever. The duo also appeared in commercials for the "One-on-One" Championship. Shaq also starred in the 4-Alarm Double Decker commercial.

    Taco Bell is a division of PepsiCo, Inc. and is the nation's leading Mexican-style quick-service restaurant chain with more than $4.7-billion in annual system-wide sales. Taco Bell serves 55 million consumers each week.
     
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    It was Taco Bell and it was for the Double Decker Taco.

    CK
     
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    Memories...I got into basketball in the second half of the Rockets two peat. I tuned in to letterman and there was Hakeem playing ping pong with David!
     
  12. bcdjad

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    Speaking of memories, I remember when Hakeem appeared on "Late Night with David Letterman" in June 1994 when the Rockets were in NY for the Finals. Hakeem blew Letterman away when he said it was an honor to be on the show. God, I miss those days!!
     
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    Why doesn't the #1 of the Top Ten ever make sense?
     
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    Same thing I was wondering. Isn't number one suppose to be the funniest of the bunch? Instead it always turns out to be the lamest one.
     
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    Wasn't Dave's nickname for Dream the "Gentle Giant". I remember seeing him and Clyde appear after winning the 2nd championship. Dream was on Dave, Clyde on Leno...I was running back and forth to two different TV's trying to record them. Ah the memories..
     
  16. BigM

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    yeah, dave always called dream the gentle giant. during that time i never went to sleep without watching letterman, great stuff.
     
  17. DiSeAsEd MoNkEy

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    i was 11 in 1995 :)
     
  18. s land balla

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    me too!!
     
  19. Azim da Dream

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    I used to wonder about that as well ... then I realized its supposed be anti-climactic and intentionally bordering on pathetic, whereas #2 is usually the funniest and is the climax.

    :)

    Azim da Dream
     
  20. x34

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    Pretty weird that this was posted...

    I was going through some tapes this past weekend, and ended up watching the "Top 10" and the interview!

    Hakeem didn't play ping pong with Letterman, it was actually with the deli guy next door...Dave just threw Dream the ping pong balls...
     

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