http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1409211.html?menu= Darth Vader shows his dark side Police in Malaysia are hunting a man who flashes women while wearing a Darth Vader costume. The Star Wars flasher exposed himself to women factory workers in two industrial areas of Bandar Baru Nilai. Priscilla, 33, a factory supervisor, said the man got out of his car, strutted about menacingly in his Darth Vader suit before flashing to 15 women workers standing at a bus stop at 7am. "At first, I thought he was a die-hard Star Wars fan trying to impress us with his costume. But we were shocked when he showed us his private parts," she told Malaysia's Star newspaper. The women were waiting for buses to take them home after their night shift. When some of the women screamed, he jumped into his car and drove off. "Next time it will not be Revenge of the Sith but revenge on a sick man if we catch him doing his act again," Priscilla added. The flasher was reported to have displayed himself to another group of workers at a second factory nearby.
Nope. Two Star Wars fans are in a critical condition in hospital after apparently trying to make light sabres by filling fluorescent light tubes with petrol. A man, aged 20, and a girl of 17 are believed to have been filming a mock duel when they poured fuel into two glass tubes and lit it. The pair were rushed to hospital after one of the devices exploded in woodland at Hemel Hempstead, Hertfordshire. A third person present at the incident had been questioned, police said. A videotape was found nearby by police called to the scene on Sunday. A police spokeswoman said the pair were taken to West Herts Hospital before being transferred to the specialist burns unit at Broomfield Hospital, Chelmsford, in Essex. They are both said to be in a critical condition. She said the 17-year-old girl and a 20-year-old man from Hemel Hempstead suffered serious injuries. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds/bucks/herts/4575291.stm
This will be a phallus "long" remembered. It has seen the end of boxers and it will soon see the end of bikini briefs.
All these comments and nothing in regards to the statement that they thought he was a "die-hard Star Wars fan". You guys are slipping...
