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Dane Cook, Please STFU Already

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Rocket G, Oct 3, 2007.

  1. Rocket G

    Rocket G Member

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    Can I watch a game without this douche yapping during every commercial break?
     
  2. aeroman10

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    STFU, Dane Cook rules!
     
  3. Rocket G

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    I suppose he does if your comedic preferences suck balls.
     
  4. Rox_fan_here

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    F*CK DANE COOK!!!

    Thats like therapy. Man I feel so much better right now. I recommend everyone try it at least once.
     
  5. dntrwl

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    he got old so quick.
     
  6. halfbreed

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    Dane Cook is popular so he must suck!!!!!!

    Right?
     
  7. Rocket G

    Rocket G Member

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    Wrong.

    I listened to a lot of the guy's standup and think it is f-ing horrible.

    Now I did find him mildly entertaining in Waiting.

    Dane Cook's Tourgasm on HBO is really what convinced me of his comedy doucheness.
     
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    "Welcome to thunderdome...BIETCH!"
     
  9. tulexan

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    You mean you don't like comedy that involves stealing other people's material and yelling really loud?

    I wish Mitch Hedberg was still around. He was hilarious.
     
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  11. Gutter Snipe

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    Wow, I didn't know Dane Cook before.

    I will now actively avoid Dane Cook - that was horrible.
     
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    no...he just isn't that funny. i mean he is kind of funny with his delivery but his jokes aren't very good. combine that with how full of himself he is then you have someone who gets old very quickly.
     
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    I don't understand why they had Dane Cook to do these commercials, I don't think he's funny at all...
     
  15. finalsbound

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    He's f*cking horrible. I was just commenting today about how much I hate seeing him every commercial break. :mad:
     
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    that hilarious. Great impression.
     
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    Hey look, its the funny counselor. I'm so glad you're around to tell people what's funny and whats not, especially based on personal preference. I don't know what they'd do without you. I'll also need your help with how to cook my steaks, which color I like best, and which brand of clothing to buy.

    Dane Cook has fallen off since his first CD and i've grown weary of him, but if you don't like him fine. If someone else enjoys him, let them listen to what they want. Telling them their sense of humor sucks becuase you dont like him pretty much puts you with Dane as a douchebag.
     
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    I saw Good Luck Chuck with some friends (we didn't pay for it, we snuck in while waiting for Kingdom to start) and boy his acting job is even worse. The only thing that kept us was the hot girls and Jessica Alba.
     
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    I will not let anyone listen to what they want! They will listen to what I want them to listen to and laugh at what I want them to laugh at!!!!
     
  20. Rocket G

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    Please see title of thread.

    I apologize, it was so misleading, apparently you could not tell that this would be an anti-Dane Cook thread.

    If you would like to start the "Dane Cook is great!" thread, that is your right.

    This thread reserved for those who think he is balls.

    That okay by you? I suppose if I start a David Carr sucks thread after he blows the game for Carolina this weekend, the Carr fans will castigate me for my dislike of him.
     

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